Guest Blue Peter Cheat Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 A bird shat right in my ear once. I have no idea how it managed it. I was was walking vertically (as one does on the mean streets of Dublin) and then POP! Straight in. I thought it was an insect flying in there. My finger said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 this is a great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 this is a great shit thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 have you ever seen a spider poo? I have. I was in a hotel room near Amsterdam Airport, and my room faced a massive farmer's field. There was a sticker on the window warning against opening it because of the bugs. These windows were covered in spiders webs on the outside. When dusk arrived, all the spiders came out to set their traps. It was fucking terrifying, but I stood there behind the safety of the glass and watched them while smoking a spliff. I was concentrating on this one spider in particular and all of a sudden it curled up into a bracing position with its abdomen down, and let 3 small drops of dark fluid out. It was either shit or piss. But it caught me by surprise. A spider shitting is not something I considered before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 My advice is not to continue dating a bird that shits in your face, she'll shit all over you in the long run class act from dean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 have you ever seen a spider poo? I have. I wish all my stories could start like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 i think the government have taken over ETs account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Thanks for being alive , ET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Aw abusive geoge beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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