A Reggae Lee Bowyer Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I go outside of my front door and there's a little old man sitting on a garden chair I have in the driveway. Its pouring with rain and thundering like a cunt. He politely explains that he is just waiting for the rain to stop. Hes not in a garage, just a roofed driveway. Honestly not bothering me at all. He says he has quite a walk home and he has shopping bags. Hes not exactly a wealthy looking old man but I don't think he was homeless and certainly not dangerous to me. He is probably 80 years old. So my wife is on the way back from work. I call her and tell her not to be alarmed when she pulls into the driveway. Her attitude is to send him on his way or she calls the cops if hes still there when she gets back. How can I send an 80+ year old senior out into a fucking lightning storm? Isn't that whats wrong with this fucking society? If it wasnt for knowing that my wife would freak out, I probably would have invited the old guy in a gave him a drink until the rain stops. He is technically trespassing on my property but so what. Hes a little old man caught in a storm walking back from the shops. How could he harm anyone? Why does fear have to govern our minds these days? What happened to looking out for eachother? especially the elderly. Well anyway time passed and it was getting very close to the time my wife would pull into the drive and I couldnt bring myself to go out there and fuck him off and I was getting worried about an inevitable argument with the wife over it but luckily he just left and she hasnt arrived back home yet. Uncomfortable issue averted but I'm curious to know how you would react in that situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I would have called him a cab if the storm didn't look like it would let up anytime soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I go outside of my front door and there's a little old man sitting on a garden chair I have in the driveway. Its pouring with rain and thundering like a cunt. He politely explains that he is just waiting for the rain to stop. Hes not in a garage, just a roofed driveway. Honestly not bothering me at all. He says he has quite a walk home and he has shopping bags. Hes not exactly a wealthy looking old man but I don't think he was homeless and certainly not dangerous to me. He is probably 80 years old. So my wife is on the way back from work. I call her and tell her not to be alarmed when she pulls into the driveway. Her attitude is to send him on his way or she calls the cops if hes still there when she gets back. How can I send an 80+ year old senior out into a fucking lightning storm? Isn't that whats wrong with this fucking society? If it wasnt for knowing that my wife would freak out, I probably would have invited the old guy in a gave him a drink until the rain stops. He is technically trespassing on my property but so what. Hes a little old man caught in a storm walking back from the shops. How could he harm anyone? Why does fear have to govern our minds these days? What happened to looking out for eachother? especially the elderly. Well anyway time passed and it was getting very close to the time my wife would pull into the drive and I couldnt bring myself to go out there and fuck him off and I was getting worried about an inevitable argument with the wife over it but luckily he just left and she hasnt arrived back home yet. Uncomfortable issue averted but I'm curious to know how you would react in that situation. Sounds like your wife needs to stop being like that thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I would just let him in to my house, For all you know it could be jesus in disguise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 He seems like a kind old man. No need to throw him out into a rainstorm. Not like he was bothering you at all, anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 jesus fucking christ your wife sounds like a cunt. i'd have offered him in, undoubtedly. man'd probably have some cool stories. you'd have made a friend, to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 he's prolly just staking out your place to come back later when just your defenseless wife is there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Seriously.. Fuck your wife. I'd let him in. Give him a cup of coffee/something warm to drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 yep, sounds like you're married to the real cunt of this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I go outside of my front door and there's a little old man sitting on a garden chair I have in the driveway. Its pouring with rain and thundering like a cunt. He politely explains that he is just waiting for the rain to stop. Hes not in a garage, just a roofed driveway. Honestly not bothering me at all. He says he has quite a walk home and he has shopping bags. Hes not exactly a wealthy looking old man but I don't think he was homeless and certainly not dangerous to me. He is probably 80 years old. So my wife is on the way back from work. I call her and tell her not to be alarmed when she pulls into the driveway. Her attitude is to send him on his way or she calls the cops if hes still there when she gets back. How can I send an 80+ year old senior out into a fucking lightning storm? Isn't that whats wrong with this fucking society? If it wasnt for knowing that my wife would freak out, I probably would have invited the old guy in a gave him a drink until the rain stops. He is technically trespassing on my property but so what. Hes a little old man caught in a storm walking back from the shops. How could he harm anyone? Why does fear have to govern our minds these days? What happened to looking out for eachother? especially the elderly. Well anyway time passed and it was getting very close to the time my wife would pull into the drive and I couldnt bring myself to go out there and fuck him off and I was getting worried about an inevitable argument with the wife over it but luckily he just left and she hasnt arrived back home yet. Uncomfortable issue averted but I'm curious to know how you would react in that situation. Sounds like your wife needs to stop being like that thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 dont call a woman the C word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I would have offered him a ride home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 is he still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I would divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 slime your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I would divorce Beat me to it... I'm sure she has good qualities, but I mean c'mon. Call the cops on an elderly man for sitting out a rainstorm? Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 maybe it war her tiem of the months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 slime your wife. I would have moved the lawn chair out into the rain, and made her sit on it. Crikey, you guys need to talk about values. This one is pretty basic. Then again, she might have been in a cranky mood and just said whatever yanoe. But when she had thought about it, and saw the guy, her heart would have opened up a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 He's OBVIOUSLY a vampire. Don't let him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 your wife should have offered a three way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I'd invite him in, put on some Ceephax and show him how to WATMM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 old people make great jerky, so im not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 I would have offered him a lift home. You never know, you could earn a tip. And rummage through his bags for treats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 i would let the wife discover me gently masturbating the old gentleman in the second lawnchair as she pulled into the drivepark with her automobile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Disappear, send home polaroids of me in a selection of cages in different countries. Maybe one crackly call home "You were right!" Probably your best option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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