Guest hahathhat Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 you could always just set the house on fire ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Probably offer to call him a taxi. If he had no money maybe even pay for it if I was feeling mighty generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Do you have the sort of relationship with your wife where you can stand up to her at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovp2MByMa7c&feature=related squirt her with cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Reggae Lee Bowyer Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Nah she really is lovely woman. Its just that in her mind when I tell her there's an old guy sitting in our drive she immediately pictures a dirty old bum and worries. When a woman has a strange old man lurking outside their house they tend to think the worst and I can't say I blame them. I blame the TV for making us believe that the average stranger would rape and eat us given half the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 When a woman has a strange old man lurking outside their house they tend to think the worst and I can't say I blame them. I blame the TV for making us believe that the average stranger would rape and eat us given half the chance. i don't think all women feel this way, i'd give credit towards those who would act as you did (or were planning to do). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 squirt her with cream yes. women want to be creamed on. all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 "they just don't know it yet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 I'd make sure to hide the body very carefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 if i had a car i'd probably give him a ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 i'd invite him in, ask him about his life, and persuade him to do a reddit AMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 A lovely woman doesn't freak out at news that an old man is taking a breather in your lawn chair during a storm. If she was in the same position as him, I bet she would be moaning and carrying on like a twat. You seem like a good bloke though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HerculesCzar Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Is your wife the Lockhorns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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