Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Numbers 31 15 And Moses said to them: “Have you kept all the women alive? 16 Look, these women caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to trespass against the LORD in the incident of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD. 17 Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. 18 But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls who have not known a man intimately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 1 Samuel 6 4Then said they, What shall be the trespass offering which we shall return to him? They answered, Five golden emerods, and five golden mice, according to the number of the lords of the Philistines: for one plague was on you all, and on your lords. 5Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zazen Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Each bible quote must be followed by an emoticon, guys. PAY ATTENETION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Each bible quote must be followed by an emoticon, guys. PAY ATTENETION （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. I brought this up when I was at Church youth group years ago, and the pastor said that it was an allegory for Isreal being corrupted, blah blah, etc. OKAY DUDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Psalm 137:9 9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. :sup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Genesis 6: 1, 2-4 2 God's sons come down from Heaven to have sex with Earth women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Romans 1:24-32 24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen. 26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error. 28 Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. 29 They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. 32 Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them. godhatesfags.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ghOsty Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 13 that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), 14 then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, 15 you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely,[a] both its people and its livestock. 16 You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt, 17 and none of the condemned things are to be found in your hands. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger, will show you mercy, and will have compassion on you. He will increase your numbers, as he promised on oath to your ancestors— 18 because you obey the LORD your God by keeping all his commands that I am giving you today and doing what is right in his eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 ghOsty now do the one about that guy cumming on the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Jesus wouldn't be classified as a "bear". He wasn't muscular or fat enough. But his beard and wisdom also disqualify him from "twink" status. Mary Magdalene most likely had a fuzzy, scruffy muff, because who even had time to shave back then? But yeah, the Bible changed my life, etc. lol I just watched that one last night. god I love that show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Genesis 38:9 9But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 And God killed him for not knocking up his brother's wife true story They should make a literal movie adaption of the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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