delet... Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Wow, South Park is so not funny that watching it makes me want to punch myself in the face. Even South Park haters realize South Park haters should be punched in the face I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! Considering where you went, i'm pretty sure that you got off lightly my dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Disappointed at the lack of sympathy for my ribena accident. pour apple juice on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The Steam Summer Sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Disappointed at the lack of sympathy for my ribena accident. pour apple juice on it? I spilt it on my pyjamas rather than my sheepskin draped boudoir thank god. It did momentarily feel like the end of the world though. The sakura tinged stain evoked an intense mono no aware. I had to have a special lie down and then a cry sitting in the bottom of the shower, the tepid, aarhythmic sploshing barely enough to wash away the tears and ribena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The Steam Summer Sale. Too much good stuff for you, or not enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Too much - my wallet has fainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Didn't get any post today, which means I've got to stick around at home tomorrow to make sure my EOD 12" doesn't get sent back to the depot. Also one of my local post offices went up in flames yesterday due to a fire in the Chinese restaurant next door. Were any of my packages in there, I wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 when's the aphex twin research album coming out?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 FWP: I have bronchitis. The upside though is that I'm taking a medication called Ventolin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 There's a new Thomas Pynchon book coming out in a coupla months, but I have a huge book backlog and I've been too tired to read much lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 FWP: I have bronchitis. The upside though is that I'm taking a medication called Ventolin. I have chronical bronchitis so I've been using Ventolin all my life my IDM level > watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 FWP: I have bronchitis. The upside though is that I'm taking a medication called Ventolin. I have chronical bronchitis so I've been using Ventolin all my life my IDM level > watmm *slouches out of thread in un-IDM shame* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Some asshole stole my bike from the yard last night. It was a cheapo 3 speed bike and I should get half of my money back from my home insurance but it's still a hassle. Bleh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 i had too much coffee and it's made me feel really depressed. Fucking caffeine. Been using it the last week or so and it's fucked my sleeping pattern right up, and now this. I should remember why i don't use certain things, you'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 i had too much coffee and it's made me feel really depressed. Fucking caffeine. Been using it the last week or so and it's fucked my sleeping pattern right up, and now this. I should remember why i don't use certain things, you'd think. Yeah, caffeine is seriously underrated as a life hazard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 bit into the black end pit of a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 asshole neighbor keeps me awake all day because he is obsessively doing yardwork with loud equipment. he finishes just as i'm supposed to be waking up for work. he is also just a cunt in the first place. fuck him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 asshole neighbor keeps me awake all day because he is obsessively doing yardwork with loud equipment. he finishes just as i'm supposed to be waking up for work. he is also just a cunt in the first place. fuck him. Stop being such a goddamn polite Canadian and stab your dick through his eyeballs already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Looking after my folks' place while they're on holiday. It's a nice big house with a massive garden, but my mother has acquired herself a menagerie of sorts that I'm in charge of keeping it alive. My morning routine involves a lot of duck faeces spread about my person before I even manage to have my coffee. They said to show their appreciation they'd leave the fridge and wine rack fully stocked. My arse, the place was bare when we arrived and we're strapped for cash as it is. I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion. Edited July 14, 2013 by Sprillian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion. At least that's what you'll tell the parents. Time for rabbit stew, (i'm sorry, i'm sure that it's quite cute and you don't want to eat the poor dear.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 some guy's car horn was going off (BEEEEEEEP bee bep beeeeeeep bebebebeEEEEEEP!) in the parking lot with the driver calmly sitting in the front seat, so after about ten minutes of thinking he was just trying to get someone's attention, i opened the window in my apartment and yelled "HEY DUMBASS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he got out and the car kept beeping which is when i realized it was an alarm he was trying to fix, lol. he hollered back at me, i said, "oh, never heard an alarm like that." and walked away. i feel like an ass now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Throw a molotov at him. He'll get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprillian Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion. At least that's what you'll tell the parents. Time for rabbit stew, (i'm sorry, i'm sure that it's quite cute and you don't want to eat the poor dear.) No no, I have envisaged myself making both rabbit stew and roast duck, and then relaxing in the big garden with a glass of good wine contemplating the aftermath. I do not much care for rabbits, unless they are in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 some guy's car horn was going off (BEEEEEEEP bee bep beeeeeeep bebebebeEEEEEEP!) in the parking lot with the driver calmly sitting in the front seat, so after about ten minutes of thinking he was just trying to get someone's attention, i opened the window in my apartment and yelled "HEY DUMBASS! SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he got out and the car kept beeping which is when i realized it was an alarm he was trying to fix, lol. he hollered back at me, i said, "oh, never heard an alarm like that." and walked away. i feel like an ass now. it's ok, the intent was fine. All is right with the universe. Well except for looking like a bitch to that poor guy. But you did apologise so it's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Went to the park to enjoy the sun and a joint, ended up sunburnt as fuck. It looks as though I have bacon strips on my chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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