BobDobalina Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 disgusting ingrown hair/cyst on neck from shaving is disgusting (pm for pics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 i drank too much last night and have a headache as a result and now i have to babysit my roommate's kid (they live upstairs) and i left my soda in the fridge downstairs and going ALL THE WAY BACK downstairs to get it just seems like too much of a hassle to bother. also i have to watch the wiggles. ughghghg. my friend came over yesterday unannounced and woke me up with country music. seriously, her taste is incredibly questionable. to the point that it annoys me that she's such a nice person i can't get too mad at her for it. i'd really like to play some tf2 but i'm on a netbook that will never, ever, be able to run it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Taking a shit. Wiping ass for 10 minutes. Hate that shit, happens quite often to me. Sometimes my ass starts to bleed because I have to wipe it so damn much. Edited July 14, 2011 by Dropp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstark Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 my cocksucker "friend" stole over 200$ from me yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Taking a shit. Wiping ass for 10 minutes. Hate that shit, happens quite often to me. Sometimes my ass starts to bleed because I have to wipe it so damn much. oops wrong thread. this is rough though. Edited July 14, 2011 by KY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 i've been at work for 6 hours and have only been on watmm/facebook twice :( my burrito was good but it was leftovers, so it wasn't great. the sour cream was also all concentrated in the end. double fml :(:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Taking a shit. Wiping ass for 10 minutes. Hate that shit, happens quite often to me. Sometimes my ass starts to bleed because I have to wipe it so damn much. oops wrong thread. this is rough though. if his anal issues are anything like mine (related to diet, mostly), that is as much of a first world problem as you can find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avinit Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 none of my 3 friends are on google+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 My wireless connection cuts out several times everyday, especially while watmming. Taking a shit. Wiping ass for 10 minutes. Hate that shit, happens quite often to me. Sometimes my ass starts to bleed because I have to wipe it so damn much. I'd use the Joyrex method for that one (spread ass in shower, let water work its magic.) Also, beware of hemorrhoids. Eat more fibre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Taking a shit. Wiping ass for 10 minutes. Hate that shit, happens quite often to me. Sometimes my ass starts to bleed because I have to wipe it so damn much. oops wrong thread. this is rough though. if his anal issues are anything like mine (related to diet, mostly), that is as much of a first world problem as you can find lol.. Dunno if I have anal issues. My turds just break in half when they come out or something like that. I'd use the Joyrex method for that one (spread ass in shower, let water work its magic.) Also, beware of hemorrhoids. Eat more fibre. I'm aware of this method. But it's not everywhere there's a shower available to solve my little wiping ass issue. FML Edited July 14, 2011 by Dropp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I turned 30 today and I just realized (a) how old I feel and (b) I'll be paying my student loans for over 30 more years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 i'm really stoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 I want to pop the fan on for a bit to cool down but it blows my fucking papers around and makes my hair tickle my neck, why does everything happen to me? That this sort of thing can happen in the 21st fucking century is a scandal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 i've been summoned for jury duty on monday and i'm trying to figure out a way to not get selected so i don't have to do it again. three of my colleagues have suggested painting a swastika on my forehead. i don't think i'll go that far though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I turned 30 today and I just realized (a) how old I feel and (b) I'll be paying my student loans for over 30 more years. doesn't a long-term loan like that help your credit rating though? first world solution my cocksucker "friend" stole over 200$ from me yesterday. this is moving more into 2nd or even 3rd world problems yeah—this sounds like a non-denominational problem if anything. time to murk a bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I went to see the new Harry Potter movie tonight, the theatre didn't have tiered seating... ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Seriously...that fucking cougar it's obviously best buddies with your avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I want to pop the fan on for a bit to cool down but it blows my fucking papers around and makes my hair tickle my neck, why does everything happen to me? That this sort of thing can happen in the 21st fucking century is a scandal. I know right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Facebook won't let me post status updates/ links to my own wall, but I can do anything else on there. Saw the new harry potter, the parking lot afterwards took almost half as long to get out of as the movie was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 (edited) i have had an HDTV for god knows how many months and only just now have i realized i can receive TV off the air. i thought this thing was just for xbox. i suppose this is not really a first world problem so much as a first world situation elaboration: when i got it i tuned to the non-HDTV numbers and got nothing; figured i needed an antenna. today i notice it's 5am and maybe i could catch the news if the tv worked? then it hits me that maybe HDTV numbers are not the same as the non-HDTV numbers. internets lookup!! and now i have tv Edited July 15, 2011 by hahathhat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokn Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 The internet is boring me. Can't decide what should I do next to do nothing. That's a real first world problem, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Downloaded a programme about a kid who escaped the Rwandan genocide. I find out it's a BBC3 production. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 I've just woken up from a 18min powernap at my desk in work. Could have slept longer but someone went to the printer behind me so I had to move around a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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