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stupid first world problems you're dealing with

white people amiright cummies

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#21901 cwmbrancity

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:11 PM

nut allergy warnings on every ingredient of every product in Tesco

 

even the bottled water



#21902 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:37 PM

That's nuts.



#21903 Bulk VanderHooj

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:41 PM

I recently bought a bag of peanuts. 

 

It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts".

 

 

It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs.



#21904 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:43 PM

I once bought a bag of peanuts and said to the clerk "dese nuts better pee" but then they just nut.



#21905 Lada Laika

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:00 PM

I saw an ad on fb for pistachios and it was a picture of a woman boxing and in huge letters it said “THE SKINNY NUT”

#21906 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:15 PM

That is a totally confusing ad concept.



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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:43 PM

That is a totally confusing ad concept.


I really wish I had screenshotted it because I haven’t seen it since.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:06 PM

 

That is a totally confusing ad concept.


I really wish I had screenshotted it because I haven’t seen it since.

@diatoms?????????



#21909 Bulk VanderHooj

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:07 PM

i membar



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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:09 PM

love & light & skinny nut

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:59 AM

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:00 AM

big nut, skinny nut, everyone has to nut...



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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:03 AM

#nonutshaming
#allnutsmatter

#21914 Bulk VanderHooj

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:34 AM

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I'd pistachio



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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:24 PM

pistash n mash



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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:23 PM

I kind of want to go into advertising now.  Already I've got ideas brewing.  There could be a closeup of a bunch of bananas on the left, a firefighter running all valiant on the right, and the words LIVE LONGER at the top sort of tying it all together.  That all came to me in an instant.  I could do maybe 100 of these in a day.



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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:35 PM

I'd commission the fuck out of you



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Posted 12 January 2019 - 02:32 AM

I was exiting sauna when I slipped and hit my head on the bench. Blood coming out of my head and I could feel a hole in my head so got scared. I would have called an ambulance but luckily I was there with a medical doctor and she said it's not serious so we just took a taxi to the ER and I got some stitches in my head now. About a 4.5cm (1.8 inch) cut. Can't wash my hair for two days.

I'm going to fly to Bangkok in a few days so I'm going to get the stitches removed there. Any recommendations for a cheap and best doctor in BKK, lol?

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 02:44 AM

No but while you're there you should get a boob job , I've heard they are cheap there

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 02:55 AM

No but while you're there you should get a boob job , I've heard they are cheap there

Can I get the silicone to my balls? Like get giant fake balls.

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:01 AM

get a third ball.

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:06 AM

I recently bought a bag of peanuts. 

 

It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts".

 

 

It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs.

 

I think it's the Sainsburys (UK supermarket) peanuts which have a picture of a bowl of peanuts on the front, and in the bottom corner of the bag it says "serving suggestion"  :happy:



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Posted 12 January 2019 - 05:53 AM

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 11:42 AM

not drinking booze equating to consistent designated driver allocation



#21925 Bulk VanderHooj

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:23 PM

 

I recently bought a bag of peanuts. 

 

It had a f'en warning on it "May Contain Peanuts".

 

 

It better have peanuts in it, the bag says Planters 100% Peanuts ffs.

 

I think it's the Sainsburys (UK supermarket) peanuts which have a picture of a bowl of peanuts on the front, and in the bottom corner of the bag it says "serving suggestion"  :happy:

 

 

lol 

 

As in a whole bowl is the suggested serving size? Or "put these peanuts in a bowl to serve them"?


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