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On 6/23/2019 at 9:43 AM, splbt said:

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Nearly as bad as Jeff Mills Axis records branded leather driving gloves. Only worn them once to wank with.

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On 6/23/2019 at 7:48 AM, yekker said:

was browsing a porn site and came across a picture of scat porn randomly. cannot unsee ?

just random huh? ?

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^ lol there's a jacket, too, isn't there?

which reminds me... a year or two ago a friend of a friend allegedly got fired from a full-time position as a booker cause she took a selfie with jeff mills. that's a fwp if i ever heard one

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33 minutes ago, splbt said:

^ lol there's a jacket, too, isn't there?

which reminds me... a year or two ago a friend of a friend allegedly got fired from a full-time position as a booker cause she took a selfie with jeff mills. that's a fwp if i ever heard one

 So she got fired because he didn’t want to be selfied? Well he must look quite aged now.

Artists you like being turds irl is a fwp for sure.

Edit: or did she get fired cos Jeff Mills is so 1993

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5 minutes ago, splbt said:

yeah my friend said he just hates selfies in general.

for sure. getting fired over it being a tad worse, i suppose

Oh shit, prima donna shit confirmed. Or maybe just uncomfortable with the social media over-sharing bizarro fuck fest. I’d go with the later.

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1 minute ago, yekker said:

First thumbnail at random from a streaming site, poo poo

Yeah I saw a very suspect thumbnail some time ago. No longer watch porn as a result.

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On 6/21/2019 at 3:22 AM, Audioblysk said:

Well, I can’t teleport them...

 

they aren't easy to detect detect or find we’re talking at most 50mg of some substance. Not gonna get into it, but it won’t be a problem and never has been. 

You can put them up your bum, but first put them in an orange as apparently dogs can't smell through oranges. Job done!

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1. I'm fairly certain that birds outside my workplace are using my parked car as target practice, because I didn't notice a long white streak on my passenger-side front door until today.

2. An aggressive driver in what appeared to be an Escalade passed me on the way home using the meridian because there was a driver in the lane next to me. Too bad a police car wasn't there to chase him down.

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52 minutes ago, ambergonk said:


2. An aggressive driver in what appeared to be an Escalade passed me on the way home using the meridian because there was a driver in the lane next to me. Too bad a police car wasn't there to chase him down.

 

Had a similar experience the other day while driving.  I was actually speeding myself, maybe 70km in a 50 zone, which apparently wasn't fast enough for the pickup truck behind me.  So get this - he tries to pass me using the bike lane(!!) AND there was another lane to my left he could have used... though I guess he was afraid he'd miss his chance to turn, since the the corner was coming up.  I moved further to the right, forcing him to slow down and wait his goddamn turn.  First time anyone's ever tried to pull that shit on me.  Super dangerous and unnecessary.  He would have had to slam on his brakes to make the turn safely had I let him past.

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Just now, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

Had a similar experience the other day while driving.  I was actually speeding myself, maybe 70km in a 50 zone, which apparently wasn't fast enough for the pickup truck behind me.  So get this - he tries to pass me using the bike lane(!!) AND there was another lane to my left he could have used... though I guess he was afraid he'd miss his chance to turn, since the the corner was coming up.  I moved further to the right, forcing him to slow down and wait his goddamn turn.  First time anyone's ever tried to pull that shit on me.  Super dangerous and unnecessary.  He would have had to slam on his brakes to make the turn safely had I let him past.

What a douche. Maybe I need to invest in a dash cam, I dunno. But Escalade drivers generally tend to have a shitty reputation anyway.

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There was a pickup truck in front of me on the highway this morning that had a dog in the truck bed. No cap. It had a leash on. The guy was going like 80mph.

All it would take is one medium sized pothole and that would be one dead dog.

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Dumbass kids at McDonald's were vaping in the restaurant so I reported them when I left. Am I a narc? ?‍♂️

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On 6/25/2019 at 7:46 AM, yekker said:

No need to be so drastic ?

Don’t waste your seed on these grotty virtual wenches. Become and iron ball technician.

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19 hours ago, yekker said:

Dumbass kids at McDonald's were vaping in the restaurant so I reported them when I left. Am I a narc? ?‍♂️

Nah, everyone under 25 needs to get what's coming to them.  In fact, you should have reported the ones who weren't vaping too, just to make a point.

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FWP: just realized the other day how expensive disposable razors are and decided I'm not okay with it.  Despite shaving since age ~17, I'd never taken note of how much a pack of razors costs until the other day when I decided to pop into the shop with just a $20 bill on my person, expecting it to be $15 tops.  Apparently it's more than double that!  Who knew?  I didn't.  Anyway, It's obviously way more economical to just buy a really high end electric razor... IF there is such a thing as one that actually gets a smooth shave.  The ones I've used always leave a couple mm of stubble.  Does anyone know if this ideal electric razor exists, or do I just need to suck it up and squander the last of my life savings into disposable razors?

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