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stupid first world problems you're dealing with

white people amiright cummies

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#22051 Squee

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 11:29 AM

2019 is pretty fucking shitty so far.
Family problems and my best client has completely side-tracked me

#22052 Braintree

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 03:53 PM

Had to go to a doctor to get it out, but it's out now. What a pain in the ass.

 

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#22053 OneToThirtySix

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 05:30 PM

My coworker is ridiculously insensitive. She waited until AFTER I had eaten six SnackPack pudding cups (grabbing the 7th and 8th) to ask how many more I was going to eat.

 

Had to go to a doctor to get it out, but it's out now. What a pain in the ass.

 

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Looks suspiciously like a slightly greasy olive.

 

Did you mention the brand of headphones you eat?

 

 

 



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Posted 01 February 2019 - 05:40 PM

Had to go to a doctor to get it out, but it's out now. What a pain in the ass.

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They had to go in through your ass to get it out? Fucking wild man.

#22055 yek

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 06:16 PM

 

Had to go to a doctor to get it out, but it's out now. What a pain in the ass.

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They had to go in through your ass to get it out? Fucking wild man.

 

 

oh, you didn't know how audiophiles listen to music? up the bum...



#22056 Braintree

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 06:34 PM

*jots it down*



#22057 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 01 February 2019 - 08:17 PM

That ain't ear wax.



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Posted 01 February 2019 - 08:23 PM

Can we concentrate on Squee's cousin being an android of some kind?



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Posted 03 February 2019 - 01:35 PM

Every time I see somebody with an Autobots t-shirt or Decepticons bumper sticker or whatever I get locked into this hyper intense observation/analysis of them to decide whether they get a thumbs up for having great taste in classic cartoons or a flip of the bird for having shit taste in live-action franchise reboot films.

This is ruining my life plz help

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 09:31 AM

Wrote an e-mail to my manager mildly criticizing upper management. Accidentally sent to upper management.

Colleague next to me can't figure out how to work a three-hole punch.

Got a paper cut.

 

Fuck Mondays.



#22061 yek

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 10:34 PM

Is there anybody here that watched the entire Superbowl? That was boring as fuck. Even the halftime show...

#22062 Stickfigger

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 11:29 PM

Every time I see somebody with an Autobots t-shirt or Decepticons bumper sticker or whatever I get locked into this hyper intense observation/analysis of them to decide whether they get a thumbs up for having great taste in classic cartoons or a flip of the bird for having shit taste in live-action franchise reboot films.

This is ruining my life plz help


Easy

Flip the auto bots

Salute the deceptions

Wrote an e-mail to my manager mildly criticizing upper management. Accidentally sent to upper management.
Colleague next to me can't figure out how to work a three-hole punch.
Got a paper cut.

Fuck Mondays.


Chen, I've recently set up a rule in my outlook that parks all outgoing emails in my outbox for 3 mins . Lifesaver . I used to live through periodic states of dread thinking I'd replied to all , no longer ,

#22063 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 04 February 2019 - 11:32 PM

Is there anybody here that watched the entire Superbowl? That was boring as fuck. Even the halftime show...

 

I've never even watched a whole period of a Football game (that's soccer for you brits).  Is it even called a period in football?  Watching sports is something that leaves me scratching my head.  It's like, I enjoy eating pizza but I'm not really that interested in watching other people eat pizza.  ...well alright, if their were a television show dedicated to people eating pizza I'd probably watch that on occasion.  But does that mean there should be a Pizzabowl?  Probably. 


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#22064 yek

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 01:19 AM

I grew up playing soccer so i understand peoples love for watching team sports. The game was really bad though, the sportcasters were calling it the most boring superbowl ever, i mean there was only one touchdown! It was the lowest scoring superbowl ever.

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 01:25 AM



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Posted 05 February 2019 - 01:30 AM

Super kawaii!

#22067 Zephyr_Nova

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 02:04 AM

I grew up playing soccer so i understand peoples love for watching team sports.

 

Playing sports I get. But even when I played hockey watching hockey was pretty boring.  Watching Mr. Slippers was pretty good though.  



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Posted 05 February 2019 - 03:39 AM

 

Is there anybody here that watched the entire Superbowl? That was boring as fuck. Even the halftime show...

 

I've never even watched a whole period of a Football game (that's soccer for you brits).  Is it even called a period in football?  Watching sports is something that leaves me scratching my head.  It's like, I enjoy eating pizza but I'm not really that interested in watching other people eat pizza.  ...well alright, if their were a television show dedicated to people eating pizza I'd probably watch that on occasion.  But does that mean there should be a Pizzabowl?  Probably. 

 

 

I'd watch the shit out of that



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Posted 05 February 2019 - 04:52 AM

best you get is a pizzaball.

 



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Posted 05 February 2019 - 07:12 PM

realising that my new pack of paper towels are the wide sheets not the thin sheets.



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Posted 06 February 2019 - 12:44 PM

just read this & the logic of the people involved was a fw-problem

 

let Karl from down the road explain:

 

https://www.bbc.co.u...-wales-46306372



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Posted 06 February 2019 - 01:07 PM

My office heat system is weak, and my massaging heat pad is too warm to sit on comfortably all day, and too loud to leave the massage function on when I'm on the phone.



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Posted 06 February 2019 - 02:12 PM

lol that is a true FWP.



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Posted 06 February 2019 - 03:49 PM

realising that my new pack of paper towels are the wide sheets not the thin sheets.

 

Hate that.  So much extra tearing involved, makes me feel like a savage.



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Posted 06 February 2019 - 04:43 PM

Here's my infamous unofficial tracklist + meaning of each track hope you like it

 

 

10. macaeroni - rain that looks like applying for 30 jobs and getting zero replies

 

 

 

henceforth I will express all of my thoughts by way of cross-post quoting.





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