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Ahh dude, that sounds horrifying.  Sorry you have to deal with that.

I'm such a baby about nausea especially... not looking forward to this second vax.  I can still block potential/likely cancer diagnoses of the future out of my head for the time being.

My real FWP tho is listening to Justin Timberlake's last album and getting depressed at how impressively clean all the mixes are.

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damn Ignatius... you got this man!

Zephyr: it just so happens i listened to "what goes around comes around" today. That was such a great album. 

My problem is I hung out with my dad today for our yearly or so visit.  He can be a real asshole. It went fairly well I'd say, except for the drive home on the highway. He's never been a good driver and has been in his share of accidents. That combined with him getting older I was fucking scared for my safety. I gotta really talk to him about it, no more highway driving when I'm with him.

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I missed opening ceremonies of the Olympics? Or did they not do that this year?

 

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2 hours ago, yekker said:

damn Ignatius... you got this man!

Zephyr: it just so happens i listened to "what goes around comes around" today. That was such a great album. 

My problem is I hung out with my dad today for our yearly or so visit.  He can be a real asshole. It went fairly well I'd say, except for the drive home on the highway. He's never been a good driver and has been in his share of accidents. That combined with him getting older I was fucking scared for my safety. I gotta really talk to him about it, no more highway driving when I'm with him.

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I missed opening ceremonies of the Olympics? Or did they not do that this year?

 

They did it. It was what it was. 

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3 hours ago, yekker said:

I missed opening ceremonies of the Olympics? Or did they not do that this year?

 


The drones were pretty ok

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On 7/23/2021 at 9:09 PM, yekker said:

Zephyr: it just so happens i listened to "what goes around comes around" today. That was such a great album. 

Do you mean the 20/20 Experience?  I believe it has a song with that lyric on it.  I haven't heard that one in a long time, but I did have the CD.

FWP: I need to have a shower before my shift, but I don't want to walk through the yard to the main house because then I will have to face the people who have been diligently working away in the yard for hours.  And then I will feel awkward as the guy in his house coat that lazes around until 4:15 before having a shower, rather than putting in hours labour in the yard/garden.  No idea WTF they're working on btw... but they sure are taking their sweet time.

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9 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

Do you mean the 20/20 Experience?  I believe it has a song with that lyric on it.  I haven't heard that one in a long time, but I did have the CD.

 

Naw, it's from futuresex/lovesounds.

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1 hour ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

Dropped my phone, and now the screen just flashes patches of light.  Currently trying out a bunch of random solutions that probably won't work.

 

so,  your phone turned into www.Skam.co.uk from the year 2001

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a restaurant employee seems to have chosen the spot just beneath my window as his new smoke break location, dude coughs like his lungs were beanie babies and he was trying to unload them before the bubble collapses

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more like a first world mystery. The three cup holders in my car were all about a quarter full of water when i got in it this morning, almost exactly the same amount of water in each cup holder. It had been raining during the night, but all the car windows were shut (i made of point of double checking the previous afternoon, cause the forecast was for heavy rains). I didn't look down before plonking my vaporiser into one of them, and the water caused it to conk out for about thirty minutes. Also, the night before, my hair trimmer suddenly stopped working for no reason (fully charged) but started working the next day. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to buy a new vaporiser and a new trimmer. close shave. 

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On 7/15/2021 at 7:39 AM, ignatius said:

yeah i mean.. i know.. and as said generally not gonna flirt w/anyone who's at work because they're trapped and shouldn't have to deal w/that shit on the job. but still enjoying the idea that we're flirting a little and time will tell. 9 appointments left to enjoy the atmosphere. 

*cringe*

ok update.. had final radiation appointment this morning thank fuck i'm done. rang the bell.. they threw confetti and gave me a certificate of radiation completion. nice all around. said i was exemplary patient and 'text book' case of how it should go etc.. the relevant nurse crush was there for that bit and said "i'll miss you!" and i replied the same (on my way into the restroom to empty my bladder because the treatment requires full bladder and my god every time after it's a long streak of piss)  since i've been there every day for 28 week days.. and then said "but i guess i'll see you in a month" which is when my follow up is.. then on the way out gave me an update about finding a new place and i thanked her again for everything and gave her an elbow bump because that's a covid handshake.

stupidly i did or didn't say "well you don't have to wait a month to see me if you don't want to" but that would've been too flirty.

a month from now, after the sunburn on my rectum has faded perhaps i'll be less emo/cringe and my flirt radar will be more accurate. 

i was afraid i was going to get emotional like dorothy at the end of wizard of oz. 

 

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2 hours ago, drillkicker said:

I lost a very small and very important thing and now I want to die

i lost my dignity a long time ago. you'll be fine. 

but srsly whatever it is i hope it turns up in the right place. 

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Went and played sports last night after not exercising in any real capacity for 18 months. Everything hurts today. 

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well paying 6 month temp job offer working from home for a audio software dev probably gonna have to pass because impending nuisance surgery will put me out for a week or so right at beginning of a busy/demanding part of it. 

FML

 

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9 hours ago, ignatius said:

well paying 6 month temp job offer working from home for a audio software dev probably gonna have to pass because impending nuisance surgery will put me out for a week or so right at beginning of a busy/demanding part of it. 

FML

 

Not a FWP.

 

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On 7/26/2021 at 9:33 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

That sounds about right.  Looks very IDM tbh.  I wish I had a phone to capture video footage of it.

Had to buy a new phone.  Going to cost $15/month for 24 months + I have to pay $300 to finish paying off the pixel that broke.  That needs to be paid start of next month.  Ouch.  The pixel has a great camera, but it is the most fragile piec of technology I have ever owned.  It died after a gentle drop of nary 2 feet onto the floor of a pizza hut.  Not sure what to call the material that comprises this pizza hut's floor, but it's a hell of a lot softer than the tile and concrete my old phone used to get thrown upon on a routine basis.  That one hardly even sustained a scratch.  New one's a Samsung Galaxy.  Hopefully it's a little sturdier.

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1 hour ago, rhmilo said:

Not a FWP.

 

yeah ignatius should be banned from this thread, his posts are always like, "the radiotherapy i'm getting for my 11th cancer gives me the appearance of a dried fucking plum and now i can't seduce my nurse - also i was given 6 months to live which means i won't be around for autechre's us tour 2022, it sucks - btw both my arms were amputated last week and my balls are itchy, can't even scratch them now, bummer". i'm sorry dude but i fail to see how any of this qualifies as fwps. 

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got a prisoner on a dirty protest this week (smearing shit all over the walls of his cell)

Lovely funky cheesy shit smell in the air

also a FWS though as we can claim money for each night we have to be around it 

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