OneToThirtySix Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump". wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower It's my shower, if I want to, I can take a dump in their. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump". wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower somtiems granma poops in teh shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 trying to find a nice lady companion. i'm considering just becoming an all out male slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I find just masturbating to be less hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 i'm still overweight. ;-p pretty first world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I think my laptop's power supply died and I don't have any money to fix it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I just spent 15 minutes frantically searching for a bag that was slung over my shoulder the whole time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I hate the frantically searching thing. Especially the escalating desperation. Couple that with a deadline and you are taking a short visit to hell. Totally first world problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 The worst is frantically searching for shoes when you have a bus to catch. Actually I'm not sure that specific scenario has happened to me, but frantically searching for shoes sucks, and adding public transit to the equation would make it that much worse. I'm dealing with a terrible cup of coffee. Fuck. This ruins my morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Paying for a crappy cup of coffee is worse. As for shoes, i have a few. But then if it rains, too few to mention. (cause they're all porous or suede sneakers, 'cept for 2-3 (heh)) Anyway, buy more shoes. They're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I woke up today and decided to like Buffalo Springfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 That sounds like hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I just ate ribs + chips and i feel like I'm having a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I need to find a moving company who will be willing to move a piano on New Year's day for relatively cheap. I'm not having much luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 where you at? i'd help you edit: canada, fuk i'll just play some of your/mine favorite track tonight, instead. one love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 i overtightened a screw on my bike, and it snapped off inside the hole. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) lol, it flopped inside like a sock... edit: use butter to get it out, and warm water Edited December 31, 2011 by iep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 also, pix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Now try replacing "zone out" with "take a dump". wow what the heck is wrong with u who would poop in there shower somtiems granma poops in teh shower :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 lol, it flopped inside like a sock... edit: use butter to get it out, and warm water and porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 oh hey Yek porn, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 (edited) oh hey Yek porn, eh? well when stuff flips inside like a sock i find porn helps ... to coax it out Edited December 31, 2011 by yek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 k.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 My Diet Dr. Pepper is warming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Yesterday I wanted to make donairs but I didn't have any ground beef so I used all my mini-tomatoes on a pizza. Today I found some ground beef in the back of my freezer & was all like "awesome, time to make donairs!"...and then I remembered all the tomatoes were gone so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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