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2 weeks until All Hallow's Eve and 20/23/20degrees this weekend and today, plus the amber sky all morning was v v strange

 

not that i'm complaining, its just surreal being at considerable altitude walking the k9 y'day in shorts n a t-shirt when, for this time of year, a serious attention to sensible clothing has to be taken into consideration if you dont want hypothermia or get the mountain rescue crews called out & a helicopter hovering over your short-sighted arse

 

not a problem so much as weird as fuck, climate change perks dont really cut it

 

last 3 or 4 of years Halloween has hit 20/22degrees in the South East and with real hot sun and clear blue skies, yeah agreed its weird..

 

maybe the work of The Devil?

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My roommate and I have an extremely thin wall between our rooms. Really makes it awkward when either one of us has someone over late at night...

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I had some better quality non-golden-piss style apple juice that happened to be in my friend's fridge last night.  It was borderline pleasant, but still way too sweet.  It was at least sweet in a way that I could wrap my head around, whereas with Sunripe it's almost easier to assume I'm experiencing some kind of tastebud hallucination.  This still qualifies as an FWP because the juice was still so much sweeter than it ought to have been.  But I accept it.

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My roommate and I have an extremely thin wall between our rooms. Really makes it awkward when either one of us has someone over late at night...

that's part of the fun innit? Say all kinds of things and make them think you're into some satanic shiz.

 

:spiteful:

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My roommate and I have an extremely thin wall between our rooms. Really makes it awkward when either one of us has someone over late at night...

Stick some egg cartons to your wall... (?)

 

 

Cut out the middleman and just use eggs imho.

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Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

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Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

 

We should start a thread for this, I was thinking of a couple of these recently:

 

1. There should be a word for the sensation of total futility you feel after spending time getting a sheet or blanket perfectly arranged over a radiator, only to watch it begin to slowly slide off

 

2. Likewise for the experience of searching for a specific pornographic video you remember, without knowing the title, knowing that you will never, ever find it (more a feature of my younger days than now, I hasten to add)

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I've literally spent all day on the couch.

 

I feel kind of pathetic right now.

I have been doing this come and go for about 3 months the past year, seeing a psychologist next week.. I need more drive in life...

 

edit: also trying to get trough this whole thread for the 4th or 5th time

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I've literally spent all day on the couch.

 

I feel kind of pathetic right now.

I have been doing this come and go for about 3 months the past year, seeing a psychologist next week.. I need more drive in life...

 

edit: also trying to get trough this whole thread for the 4th or 5th time

 

 

I know everybody says this but beside seeing a psychologist you can try starting on meditation and exercise. For meditating I can recommend the headspace app, the first ten sessions are free but you can just start over at session one when you've reached the end. I've been struggling with ocd/depression/unspecified personality disorder and a bunch of addictions for basically my entire life and besides getting professional help those two things really seem to make a difference. Personally I'd start with the meditation, just give it 3 or 5 minutes every morning after you've taken a shower, no matter if you choose to spend the rest of the day on the couch, it's a start to something better and maybe a routine.

Anyway, good luck to all of you.

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I've literally spent all day on the couch.

 

I feel kind of pathetic right now.

I have been doing this come and go for about 3 months the past year, seeing a psychologist next week.. I need more drive in life...

 

edit: also trying to get trough this whole thread for the 4th or 5th time

 

 

I know everybody says this but beside seeing a psychologist you can try starting on meditation and exercise. For meditating I can recommend the headspace app, the first ten sessions are free but you can just start over at session one when you've reached the end. I've been struggling with ocd/depression/unspecified personality disorder and a bunch of addictions for basically my entire life and besides getting professional help those two things really seem to make a difference. Personally I'd start with the meditation, just give it 3 or 5 minutes every morning after you've taken a shower, no matter if you choose to spend the rest of the day on the couch, it's a start to something better and maybe a routine.

Anyway, good luck to all of you.

 

 

This is great advice; I'd also add that yoga is the bee's knees for mental health and mood, I would never have thought so before I got into it but it's like the perfect meeting-ground between exercise and meditation IMO. I started doing the Yoga With Adriene videos, which are super-accessible for noobs like myself and strike the right balance of approachableness and humour and general soundness. She doesn't ram stuff that might seem wanky/new-agey down your throat although when that stuff is introduced it is in a way that starts to make total sense (again IMO). Would definitely recommend it:

 

 

Plus great for balance and toning up my rapidly expanding bellayyyy

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Alright, I threw several cartons of eggs at the wall. Now to just sit back and wait for her boyfriend to show up.

Why don't you become a couple, then it wouldn't be weird if you heard each other having loud sex? Quickfix! You can thank me later. Edited by Gocab
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Alright, I threw several cartons of eggs at the wall. Now to just sit back and wait for her boyfriend to show up.

Why don't you become a couple, then it wouldn't be weird if you heard each other having loud sex? Quickfix! You can thank me later.

 

 

 

Tried that last year. Wasn't a great move.

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I just found 17 gigs worth of mostly great music that didn't make it from my old lap top to my new lap top for some inexplicable reason.  I mean, this is good news, but how did I fuck up so bad when I was transfering to begin with?  The entire Autechre folder was absent!!  I got this new comp almost two years ago, which means I've listened to almost no Auetchre in all that time.  Unfuckingbelievable.  How am I still alive?

 

AND I have less than 13 gigs left on my new HD, and that's with cleaning up as much as I thought I could afford to a couple weeks ago.  I guess some decent files are going to need to perish.  There's no other way.

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I lost a contact a few days ago and that was my last pair and I don't have a job or insurance so I don't have money to spend on a new visit & purchasing new contacts or glasses, much less paying outright without insurance covering part of the costs (easily $200+). So for the foreseeable (pun intended) future all things three feet or more in front of me will be blurry. 

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I just found 17 gigs worth of mostly great music that didn't make it from my old lap top to my new lap top for some inexplicable reason.  I mean, this is good news, but how did I fuck up so bad when I was transfering to begin with?  The entire Autechre folder was absent!!  I got this new comp almost two years ago, which means I've listened to almost no Auetchre in all that time.  Unfuckingbelievable.  How am I still alive?

 

AND I have less than 13 gigs left on my new HD, and that's with cleaning up as much as I thought I could afford to a couple weeks ago.  I guess some decent files are going to need to perish.  There's no other way.

 

Autechre are kinda forgettable imo

 

 

I mean, what does Exai even sound like? I can't remember. Can anyone?

:emotawesomepm9:

 

 

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a very high person i didn't feel comfortable being intimate with tried to get me to have sex with them last night & implied they would hurt themselves if i didn't, so i had to stay up all night verbally de-escalating the situation with my roommates until this person finally left my home some time after dawn

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feeling this very odd emotional mixture of being proud of myself for not compromising my morals, disappointed in myself for somewhat allowing this situation to unfold in the first place (by deciding to get high & go out dancing with this person when it should have been clear from the get-go that they were in a very peculiar headspace with motivations for the night other than "move around to some loud music for a few hours), overall kind of feeling violated as well because i had quite clearly expressed my current inner state (vaguely asexual & not comfortable with the idea of consenting to sex while high) to this person going into the night & they told me they completely understood, and then this shit happens

 

i just wanna make trax & workout my dudes

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keep doin that man, let the emotions flow trough to the music (and muscles!).. u did nothin wrong and if u ever got the spare time do the ol afx aventuurs too! xD

 

edit:

have you tried getting a bike? lol, no actually, just take some acid. (this is for sofa guy)

 

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wait am I sofa guy now?

How the fuck do you change your screenname?

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