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a very high person i didn't feel comfortable being intimate with tried to get me to have sex with them last night & implied they would hurt themselves if i didn't, so i had to stay up all night verbally de-escalating the situation with my roommates until this person finally left my home some time after dawn

 

cripes, a lot of cunts woulda just kicked them out, at least you had the humanity & patience to see the situation for what is was & did as best as possible at the time

 

someone like this clearly has deep-rooted issues & if this incident shows em that this aspect of their lives needs addressing thats a small price to pay for a messy night of special-fx

 

unless it was H Weinstein, in which case you got off lightly

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Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

 

Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies....

 

I bet there's a word in German for that. They do have some damn fine words.

 

 

 

Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

 

We should start a thread for this, I was thinking of a couple of these recently:

 

1. There should be a word for the sensation of total futility you feel after spending time getting a sheet or blanket perfectly arranged over a radiator, only to watch it begin to slowly slide off

 

2. Likewise for the experience of searching for a specific pornographic video you remember, without knowing the title, knowing that you will never, ever find it (more a feature of my younger days than now, I hasten to add)

 

 

Wait, porn videos have titles? I mean besides "hot asian takes two" or "twink vs bears facial compilation"

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Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

 

Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies....

 

Innards or guts would suffice for our body goo imo.  There is no equivalent for eggs.  I mean, you could use innards and guts for that too, but it would be more poetic rather than comfortably colloquial.  Yolk and whites are referred to together frequently enough to justify a new word encompassing that.

 

FWP: I was going to go on a walk to listen to the first part of elseq (for the first time), but then realized I hadn't eaten since lunch.  So I cooked, ate, looked at some old photographs and now it's 1:15am.  If I follow through with this plan it will be 2:15 by the time I get back, and I'll probably want to watch something to unwind, in which case I probably won't get to sleep until at least 3:30am.  Again.

 

I wish I had beer.

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My cat just climbed behind me on the couch and immediately sneezed all over my neck. My hoodie is now disgustingly damp and I need to wash it. FWS: It already smelled like lunch and cigarettes so I kinda needed to wash it anyway.

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went down to a scrap/surplus yard to hunt for things to flip, ended up getting ripped off and now have an 8 hour project ahead of me before i can make any money :dry:

 

sounds interesting. What happened? I mean, how did you get ripped?

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I was excited and intrigued by the idea of a slurp noise cancelling fork, only to learn it's in fact a slurp noise enhancing fork.  The lead up was such bullshit.  Also, I spilled milk on myself while eating cereal in bed.

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Wow that is dumb as shit. You have this bigass heavy-looking thing hanging off your fork and all it does is trigger a sample of some shitty 90s workstation "wow" demo preset on a smartphone. I appreciate the unmatched Japanese dedication to food aesthetics, but this implementation has truly gone awry.

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the presumptuousness for my automatic politeness that modern software exhibits pisses me off a lot. i pressed a "print screen" button by accident and got a huge dropbox popup offering me to save that and subsequent screenshots to dropbox. i didn't even fucking ask for that offer but the only option to refuse it was to click on the "Not interested, Thank You" (or something like that) button. why the fuck would i thank dropbox for polluting my screen with their shit? such interface choices force their users to treat them with politeness and respect without them respecting my own wishes. fucking cunts.

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Wow that is dumb as shit. You have this bigass heavy-looking thing hanging off your fork and all it does is trigger a sample of some shitty 90s workstation "wow" demo preset on a smartphone. I appreciate the unmatched Japanese dedication to food aesthetics, but this implementation has truly gone awry.

Yeah it's pretty fucking stupid. I mean, I get the idea. It seems like many Japanese are inherently self-conscious about how their normal customs are perceived by foreigners, and they're afraid that slurping offends them. But that "woosh" sound drowning it out is ten times more annoying. Personally I never found noodle-slurping offensive in the least, and in fact adopted it as a regular habit.

 

Latest FWP is the zipper on my favorite zip-up hoodie is stuck now after the last laundry cycle. It's jammed on one side at an angle and I can't even move it, no matter how much strength I exert. Hope there's a fix for this.

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Can you imagine a crowded ramen restaurant where everyone had that thing on?
 

I was excited and intrigued by the idea of a slurp noise cancelling fork, only to learn it's in fact a slurp noise enhancing fork.  The lead up was such bullshit.  Also, I spilled milk on myself while eating cereal in bed.

 

 

Use that data mining to find an average slurp sound and then reverse the polarity at an average volume and it could reduce it, I guess.


Seems like a lot more trouble than what it's worth...

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Keep throwing eggs at the wall until your room is an aquarium of egg juice.

FWP: there doesn't appear to be a word in the english language that refers to all the goo contained within an egg, both yolk and white.

FWP2: there is no word in the english language that refers to a joyful and tragic event occurring simultaneously in one's life.  That would be a good word to have.  How does one go about suggesting new words for a language?  Is that an influential writers/internet hive-mind only thing?

 

Why would there be a word for that? They are two separate things. There's no word for all the goo within our bodies....

 

Innards or guts would suffice for our body goo imo.  There is no equivalent for eggs.  I mean, you could use innards and guts for that too, but it would be more poetic rather than comfortably colloquial.  Yolk and whites are referred to together frequently enough to justify a new word encompassing that.

 

FWP: I was going to go on a walk to listen to the first part of elseq (for the first time), but then realized I hadn't eaten since lunch.  So I cooked, ate, looked at some old photographs and now it's 1:15am.  If I follow through with this plan it will be 2:15 by the time I get back, and I'll probably want to watch something to unwind, in which case I probably won't get to sleep until at least 3:30am.  Again.

 

I wish I had beer.

 

 

I mean surely the word "egg" encompasses that?

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