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We already crossed that - but numerous of those posts have been hidden/deleted ;)

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when Britain gets strange very hot weather b4 May Day's Beltaine revelries, you go to the supermarket & 9/10 cunts in the check out line have trolleys loaded with temp bbq kits, burgers & sausages when rain is forecast overnight & for tomorrow

 

plus weather envy, when its hotter here than Rome, but only for 56hrs

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My ancient Nas stopped working

it's time to set up a raspberry pi Nas instead

try to fix the old NAS instead.

place it in the NAS

nas-507692-1-402.jpg

 

 

And that's how you waste four afternoons folks.

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lol

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A colleague walked out of the cubicle in the changing room after taking a shit, he was naked from the waist down. He was showing off new tattoos on his arsecheeks, a "W" on each cheek. I said what the fuck is that and he said that when he spreads his anus out like goatse it spells out WOW....before giving a demonstration

 

What if he does a handstand, and is upside down?

 

It spells mom? =/

 

 

Impossible, g-spot. his hands are parting his cheeks to give the illusion of a very crude and indistinguishable ''O'', he'd have to be spinning on his head like the break dancer in La Haine to pull that off, and even then it would be like ''MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM''

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I just spent a week messing about with various linux distros, trying to choose one to run on my netbook that only has 30Gb of flash memory because the windows 10 install on it can no longer be updated because there no room for the updates and it wont shut the fuck up trying to remind me to update, i bought a usb stick to put gparted on and im about set to go. I wake up this morning, the cat has knocked my netbook on the floor, its bottom facing me and i see a ssd sized door on it with a single screw. Fuck me.

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...handicapped spots...

Handicapped spots are largely a bunch of bullshit and that guy was clearly an insecure dipshit looking to earn some white knight points. The only thing you did wrong was not pointing out that he was clearly the asshole in the situation.

 

Thank you.

 

FWP: this mysterious invisible ad keeps popping up when I'm taking Scrabble turns on facebook where a lady prattles on about how her pet stopped eating.

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A colleague walked out of the cubicle in the changing room after taking a shit, he was naked from the waist down. He was showing off new tattoos on his arsecheeks, a "W" on each cheek. I said what the fuck is that and he said that when he spreads his anus out like goatse it spells out WOW....before giving a demonstration

 

What if he does a handstand, and is upside down?

 

It spells mom? =/

 

 

Impossible, g-spot. his hands are parting his cheeks to give the illusion of a very crude and indistinguishable ''O'', he'd have to be spinning on his head like the break dancer in La Haine to pull that off, and even then it would be like ''MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOM''

 

 

flol

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i got chucked out my sanctuary (parents) because i started alcohol a year ago and i am hooked... Just imagine doing nothing but blasting tunes out like i owned a night club 24/7 for around 16 years getting minced on whatever... Sleeping on the speaker when RDJ is warping your brain with some fucking mind bending tunes... I now live in a place that is crazy... But i want to go home and turn that fucking volume right to the max...

 

I am 30 years of age and i know nothing bar what i am missing... HOW DO I GROW UP???

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u wot?

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HOW DO I GROW UP???

First and foremost, get rid of the Aphex avatar. The rest of your life will fall into place after this.

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Truer words never spake

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have a good day

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I found out yesterday that I gained 7 lbs (about 3.17 kilos) since I began working out six days a week on the 11th. Seems ass backwards, but apparently the weight gain is actually attributed to the recycling of muscle tissue, accompanied by the increase in water stores and glycogen production (which fuels the muscles). So I guess it's not fat, but rather more water retention and muscle mass I gained.

I heard the weight is supposed to start dropping after 3 weeks though, provided I keep up the exercise.

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dont even bother looking at your weight, just keep working out and take photos of your body so you can see the difference. you can gain a kilo and a half drinking loads of water, not taking a dump, and eating a big meal with absolutely no change in body mass.


ive only gone from 91kg to 88 in 2 months of regular weight training, but i look so different. 

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discogs collection new layout is shitty as fuck, and it's completely broken, cover view ends up not showing most of the images and folder view is broken as well, all items show up in whatever folder i select, shit...

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Had drive into downtown today for a meeting, which meant instead of going against rush hour I was going with it. Nothing better than stop’n’go traffic first thing in the morning. Fml Ottawa needs good public transit.

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HOW DO I GROW UP???

First and foremost, get rid of the Aphex avatar. The rest of your life will fall into place after this.

 

Done, but no nothing will ever be the same... I have given up.

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HOW DO I GROW UP???

First and foremost, get rid of the Aphex avatar. The rest of your life will fall into place after this.

 

Done, but no nothing will ever be the same... I have given up.

 

 

lol I was mostly making a joking reference to a (thus far true) hello spiral theory...but yeah, um, first maybe don't go to an IDM forum for life advice. Whining is fine of course, but you should probably seek real people to help (if you couldn't tell by the music we listen to and make, we're mostly bots). And if those real people aren't telling you to stop drinking immediately then find someone who does tell you that and listen to them. But most importantly, make sure and keep that avatar RDJ free for at least a year before considering it again.

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Scotland & booze are interdependent though

 

jokes aside, booze can be insidious so go to your GP, be honest & try n get a referral to either your local CMHT for an assessment, or detox if its raging

 

both will have a local option & if your GP is a cunt contact a local health advocacy service, GP's act v differently when 1 is present & in a good way

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dont even bother looking at your weight, just keep working out and take photos of your body so you can see the difference. you can gain a kilo and a half drinking loads of water, not taking a dump, and eating a big meal with absolutely no change in body mass.

ive only gone from 91kg to 88 in 2 months of regular weight training, but i look so different. 

Yeah I'm not feeling discouraged, because I definitely don't feel fatter. After years of being overweight and leading a sedentary lifestyle, I'm taking action now so I don't have to go to the grave early.

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for almost a week i've had what could be described as a sickness sampler platter. myriad cold/flu symptoms keep cycling in short bursts. really weird. today i woke up with a headache. that passed and i suddenly throw up twice in two hours, then felt ok again. little while later, nose started running, sneezing fit began. that's gone too. yesterday morning was excessive shitting. two days ago i had a four hour bout of the chills, followed up with a few hours of scratchy throat. also gone. three days ago i was all stuffed up and had a migraine from 6-10am. this has been going on since last friday ffs!

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Whoa.  Hope it clears up soon.  May I use "Sickness Sampler Platter" as a track title?

 

FWP: back's been extra achey lately, and I think it's in part due to all the extra driving I've been doing as a delivery guy.  

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