Braintree Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Not sure if this is a FWP, but I found out that my buddy's girlfriend went on a couple dates with my dad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, Braintree said: Not sure if this is a FWP, but I found out that my buddy's girlfriend went on a couple dates with my dad You're next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I've been asked to dj at an event by someone I vaguely know after they saw my record collection. I'm only going to play records that have been recommended by boomkat between 2003 and 2006 and whose value on discogs is less than the postage and packaging if I ever got round to selling them. So the entire fucking collection then. I'm going to be doing some polite intermittent IDM beat boxing over the top, and then at the end while I play a badly conceived 00's bootleg by various production I'm going full gg allin and defecating on the other turntable, ramping it up to max speed and using it as an indiscriminate shit cannon that sprays shit over me and everyone else. Anyway my fwp is I can't decide on a dj name. I've narrowed it down to: DJ shit cannon Bukachre DJ DJ Nina Kraviz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I've got one of those work-till-3-am-nights ahead of me. YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 On 11/8/2019 at 6:49 PM, Braintree said: Not sure if this is a FWP, but I found out that my buddy's girlfriend went on a couple dates with my dad *hi-fives your dad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) Woke up 5:30am with some basic existential dread clogging up my arteries. Watmm had a small feature in my dream, but it was quite incoherent (posting was not done on a computer, the internet was setup all differently, I was posting artwok on behalf of someone else, which was in french, in meme form, and somehow dedicated to/about another user who would either appreciate it or be offended... classic dream logic). Edited November 12, 2019 by Zephyr_Nova 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 One day an AI will use this information to reconstruct your personality and clone you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I'm into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) Maybe you're the first clone and your dreams are just jumbled up memories of long past. Edited November 12, 2019 by Braintree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, yekker said: The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? McDonald's is crazy expensive with prices for stuff nowadays. Usually if I buy a combo it's like 10 bucks, but then if I buy McNuggets separately, its 2 bucks, which is a nice price, but then the fries are almost $4 so you're still paying about $7-8 in the end, since I get hit with tax. At least their drinks are $1 down where I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, yekker said: The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0f7c309c-8693-4983-80f7-ffed00c82cad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 really bored at work, just want to leave and get beers with my colleagues, gotta wait until quitting time, though. GODDAMMIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 It's raining crazy over here and was walking to work and I got splashed by a truck. Literally splashed in the face like a fucking movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Stickfigger said: StephenG rejoined WATMM lol that's a good first world problem indeed (I never unjoined btw poor choice of words. Just took a break!) Edited November 19, 2019 by StephenG 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) That midlife crisis thread sure is a rollercoaster. Still have the second half to go. Am I really too old to be wearing a leather jacket? It wasn't even my idea! Other FWPs today include hot dog burps, discontinued bulk evaporated milk, and women from other cities trying to app me up when I'm no longer in their areas. Why don't they ever queue up where I actually live? Edited November 19, 2019 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aencre Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Put the wrong barcode on a book that’s printed at 2000 copies. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 23 hours ago, StephenG said: I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 A client just said, "I really like the first 5 seconds". The track is 60 secs long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 I haven’t seen the sky since Saturday. The weather here is dismal. This town looks like it’s in England both in its architecture and its weather apparently. @Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Actually what I wonder is whether I’m too young to be wearing as much tweed as I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 12 hours ago, ambergonk said: A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere prob a number of savage beautiful BCM burgers too I reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 hours ago, drillkicker said: @Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it An old biker guy in Montreal took me aside in a cafe and told me it was an excellent leather jacket, and that I should rub olive oil into it to keep it healthy. I haven't done that, but I believe him. He seemed like a leather jacket master. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 sleep is elusive. also, the holidays are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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