Zephyr_Nova Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 Guy behind the counter giving me my large pizza walk-in deal didn't give me the coke that came with it and I didn't notice. Probably for the best tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iococoi Posted February 25, 2020 Share Posted February 25, 2020 (edited) if you want to get broke really fast, turn on data roaming in switzerland. 5 MB!!! = 71€ (59£/77$) Edited February 25, 2020 by iococoi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 (edited) It's 1:45am and the neighbour's dog has been barking constantly for the last 20 minutes. That's just when it happened to wake me up, for all I know this has gone on for a couple hours. This is what I get for going to bed early I guess. First time this has ever happened in the couple years I've been here... on both the dog barking front and me going to bed before midnight. Fuck. Did my neighbour's die? Surely they would have noticed by now if they were alive. FWP #2 my neighbour's are probably dead. I wish I was dead too so I could lie here without the constant dog barking. *Holy shit guys - it stopped as soon as I posted this! Neat. Edited February 28, 2020 by Zephyr_Nova Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 43 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said: It's 1:45am and the neighbour's dog has been barking constantly for the last 20 minutes. That's just when it happened to wake me up, for all I know this has gone on for a couple hours. This is what I get for going to bed early I guess. First time this has ever happened in the couple years I've been here... on both the dog barking front and me going to bed before midnight. Fuck. Did my neighbour's die? Surely they would have noticed by now if they were alive. FWP #2 my neighbour's are probably dead. I wish I was dead too so I could lie here without the constant dog barking. *Holy shit guys - it stopped as soon as I posted this! Neat. This means you are dead now. This is heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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diatoms Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 "When I Die I'm going straight to Heaven because Right Now I'm Living in Hell" -heard recently, can't remember where though, from a documentary maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 It occurred to me that I may have died, and the afterlife is a continuation of my life as I remember it but without a dog barking at 2am. I'm glad you all died with me so we can enjoy heaven together. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 @Zephyr_Nova Christ, I had the same problem this morning. Woke up to take a piss at 5:45am and the dog went off next door. Didn't stop til like 7:30am. Meanwhile, I'm questioning the morality of jumping their fence and releasing it into the park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted February 28, 2020 Share Posted February 28, 2020 On 2/25/2020 at 2:41 AM, Zephyr_Nova said: Guy behind the counter giving me my large pizza walk-in deal didn't give me the coke that came with it and I didn't notice. Probably for the best tbh. there's more sugar in a 12oz can of coke than like 5 glazed donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Braintree said: @Zephyr_Nova Christ, I had the same problem this morning. Woke up to take a piss at 5:45am and the dog went off next door. Didn't stop til like 7:30am. Meanwhile, I'm questioning the morality of jumping their fence and releasing it into the park. Damn, that's a long window of dog bark time. Half an hour was reaching my tolerance threshold. After which point... I guess bring a chair over to the fence, put headphones on and wank furiously while maintaining eye contact until barking stops. 2 hours ago, ignatius said: there's more sugar in a 12oz can of coke than like 5 glazed donuts. That would explain this horrible cavity on my back molar (hopefully a root canal won't be required by the time I finally get in for my appointment, which is more than a month away). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkom Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 I'm getting targeted ads about funeral services. I guess Google knows something I don't 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Popular youtube channelers that make synth videos on new synths. Talk and talk, it's boring! I just wait for the jamming that's all I watch them for I want to hear what the stuff sounds like. Then the jamming is bad... What a waste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 random tobacco craving. procrastinating on stuff existential dread probably election related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Hot dog wieners come in jars of six. Hot dog buns come in packs of four. Capitalism sucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 feeling like I'm arguing against 20 year old me on an internet forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Instagram bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 On 2/29/2020 at 12:45 AM, Zephyr_Nova said: That would explain this horrible cavity on my back molar (hopefully a root canal won't be required by the time I finally get in for my appointment, which is more than a month away). I'm so paranoid about having tooth problems to the point that I've almost completely cut juice, fizzy drinks, sweets and chocolate out of my diet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Way to go, milkface! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, IDEM said: Way to go, milkface! Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but my friends always tease me when I always get tap water at restaurants and eat some nuts as a snack instead of crisps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) We recently moved and I have been simultaneously preparing-for/putting-off cleaning up 20-30 years of rat droppings on these large shelves in my new garage. Yesterday, I finally bit the bullet, put on coveralls, a respirator and goggles and got up on a ladder and did it. I went through half a jug of bleach spraying, scraping and mopping the shit up. The smell was unbelievably awful. I’m a fairly resilient person but this whole thing just broke me. I literally wept real tears for a good solid hour after doing the best job I could (which basically ended when I ran out of bleach). I don’t know exactly why it affected me like it did. The whole thing was deeply confusing on a primal level. It’s got me examining whether I’ve just been stressed or if it was existentially/biologically/psychically challenging, as we humans have it programmed in our dna to avoid rodents and droppings for obvious health concerns and here I go getting really up close and personal with a substantial amount of it. Let me just say it was terrible. I actually feel traumatized and in a way it’s also funny. Next week I’m definitely talking to my therapist about this. Edited March 3, 2020 by J3FF3R00 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 50 minutes ago, milkface said: Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but my friends always tease me when I always get tap water at restaurants and eat some nuts as a snack instead of crisps! No, not at all, I just found your nickname fitting for someone who doesn't drink juice or sodas. (milk jugs) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, milkface said: I'm so paranoid about having tooth problems to the point that I've almost completely cut juice, fizzy drinks, sweets and chocolate out of my diet. That's wise. I could easily cut pop/candy/chocolate out of my diet, but I gotta have my juice. Also, I contacted a different dental clinic that could do the filling next week. My tooth may still be salvageable! Edited March 3, 2020 by Zephyr_Nova 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 7 hours ago, IDEM said: Hot dog wieners come in jars of six. Hot dog buns come in packs of four. Capitalism sucks. your hotdogs come in jars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDEM Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, ignatius said: your hotdogs come in jars? 'fraid so. Don't hold it against us, we're European, we don't know better. (Also notice that, just to spite me, they have a special "6+1" sale going on ...) Edit: I mean, from a marketing perspective, that is pure genius, of course. While I had to buy two jars and three packs of buns before to reach an equal number of twelve, by upping their game in this way, they now force me to purchase (and ultimately eat) four jars and a whopping seven packs of buns for a total of 28 hot dogs. Burp. Edited March 3, 2020 by IDEM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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