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26 minutes ago, rhmilo said:

Probably not, but we’ll see. I’ve never sued a bank for negligence before, so it’s all a little new for me.

Well, sueing them seems a bit extreme. The last time it happened to me someone somehow had used my card to buy something on Facebook. I simply told my bank, filled out some papers, and that was it.

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2 hours ago, Squee said:

Well, sueing them seems a bit extreme. The last time it happened to me someone somehow had used my card to buy something on Facebook. I simply told my bank, filled out some papers, and that was it.

Hahaha, you’re right, let’s see if filling out paperwork works, too.

Thanks for the support 🙂

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I'm in the process of roasting a second batch of thin-sliced potatoes for a potato pizza I'm about to make because I burnt the previous batch to a crisp. Could be worse.

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USPS lost my package, or sent it to the wrong address, who knows. the contents cost me over $200. they basically told me "well, says here it was delivered. maybe try talking to your mailman next time you see them." fucks sake. 

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My cat farted so much this morning and stank up the entire place so my girlfriend and I ended up getting out of bed at 5:30 AM and decided to go to work because wow...

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The electrical heater on this bus generates sauna levels of heat. My left thigh is burning up.

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I'm outside now, you can stop worrying.

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Didn't sleep well so I wanted to take the train instead of biking. The train was too packed for anyone waiting to get in, so I walked home and rode my bike.

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My city has no trains. 😞

My old school colon/bracket frowny face was usurped by an emoticon.

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I made the mistake of responding to a "wave" on facebook to someone I... might not know, and they followed it up with "how are you?"  I don't have time for this bullshit.

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4 minutes ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

I made the mistake of responding to a "wave" on facebook to someone I... might not know, and they followed it up with "how are you?"  I don't have time for this bullshit.

 

no one says 'how are you?' unless they want to give you oral sex. turn this SFWP into an SWA/S and get oral sex performed upon your genitalia.

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Our newest housemate, some startup techbro, had some kind of weird breakdown when I was away at the weekend and put weird signs all over the flat.

Came to a head last night when he threw another housemate down a corridor against a door (dude is ripped and possibly 'roided) and I had to drag drunk angry frenchman (who had gone all scrappy doo) into my room to stop techbro guy from killing him. Then the police attended.

On a FWS side tho, this one sign he put up is the funniest thing I've read in a while

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Is being a landlord his new tenant super power?

 

Also, Bad New Tenant should be a parody movie of that one I'm clearly referencing.

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I'm not sure what it's like in the UK, but an eviction notice here is generally in "legalese" and references...y'know...the law.

I want to watch a montage of him angrily typing that into his computer and then slapping it on a wall and admiring it with an air of self satisfaction.

Also, an eviction notice is a notice of eviction. Not a set of rules...

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On 10/20/2019 at 11:01 AM, luke viia said:

USPS lost my package, or sent it to the wrong address, who knows. the contents cost me over $200. they basically told me "well, says here it was delivered. maybe try talking to your mailman next time you see them." fucks sake. 

the package showed up today, 11 days after they said it was delivered. no explanation. ffs. at least i got it.

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as usual, i made too much oatmeal.

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On 10/23/2019 at 12:25 PM, hello spiral said:

Our newest housemate, some startup techbro, had some kind of weird breakdown when I was away at the weekend and put weird signs all over the flat.

Came to a head last night when he threw another housemate down a corridor against a door (dude is ripped and possibly 'roided) and I had to drag drunk angry frenchman (who had gone all scrappy doo) into my room to stop techbro guy from killing him. Then the police attended.

On a FWS side tho, this one sign he put up is the funniest thing I've read in a while

image.thumb.png.ae0ec2b13c927d001e22f8e0c6bb750b.png

When techbro is out being all techbro-ey, please go into his room and cut all his trousers 1/8 inch shorter. 

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I was hoping my pizzas would be here by now.

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Surfing at 64kb/s and pondering why Germany has been having a conservative government for 14 years now which failed to provide the digital infrastructure I'd need. It's the economically most successful yet in many fields one of the least developed countries in Europe.

On 10/25/2019 at 1:03 AM, chenGOD said:

When techbro is out being all techbro-ey, please go into his room and cut all his trousers 1/8 inch shorter. 

Did you say "trousers" because you're talking to a Brit or is it used in Canadian English, too?

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8 hours ago, Squee said:

I was hoping my pizzas would be here by now.

Brutal - feel for you man.  That's a rough place to be.  Hope things get better soon.  

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The Dank Memes thread has already sunken halfway down Page 2 of GenBan and I am concerned

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Are all our meme-lords depressed?

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2 hours ago, Zephyr_Nova said:

Are all our meme-lords depressed?

that would lead to more memes, if anything. so they must be happy? :derp:

that said (tho i'm not one of the meme-lords, a meme-peasant at best) i've got a dank post or two cookin'

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Ssshh.. you're posting too much again. 

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6 hours ago, auxien said:

that would lead to more memes, if anything. so they must be happy? :derp:

that said (tho i'm not one of the meme-lords, a meme-peasant at best) i've got a dank post or two cookin'

I've got an entire back log ready. But I was the last one to post any, so I'm waiting for someone else to make the move first

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