luke viia 36 Posted November 12 On 11/8/2019 at 6:49 PM, Braintree said: Not sure if this is a FWP, but I found out that my buddy's girlfriend went on a couple dates with my dad *hi-fives your dad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zephyr_Nova 287 Posted November 12 (edited) Woke up 5:30am with some basic existential dread clogging up my arteries. Watmm had a small feature in my dream, but it was quite incoherent (posting was not done on a computer, the internet was setup all differently, I was posting artwok on behalf of someone else, which was in french, in meme form, and somehow dedicated to/about another user who would either appreciate it or be offended... classic dream logic). Edited November 12 by Zephyr_Nova 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darreichungsform 265 Posted November 12 One day an AI will use this information to reconstruct your personality and clone you 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braintree 262 Posted November 12 (edited) Maybe you're the first clone and your dreams are just jumbled up memories of long past. Edited November 12 by Braintree 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yekker 216 Posted November 13 The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President Squidward 45 Posted November 13 15 minutes ago, yekker said: The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? McDonald's is crazy expensive with prices for stuff nowadays. Usually if I buy a combo it's like 10 bucks, but then if I buy McNuggets separately, its 2 bucks, which is a nice price, but then the fries are almost $4 so you're still paying about $7-8 in the end, since I get hit with tax. At least their drinks are $1 down where I live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braintree 262 Posted November 14 1 hour ago, yekker said: The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0f7c309c-8693-4983-80f7-ffed00c82cad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 15 really bored at work, just want to leave and get beers with my colleagues, gotta wait until quitting time, though. GODDAMMIT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yekker 216 Posted November 19 It's raining crazy over here and was walking to work and I got splashed by a truck. Literally splashed in the face like a fucking movie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephenG 206 Posted November 19 I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? 😃 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stickfigger 288 Posted November 19 StephenG rejoined WATMM 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephenG 206 Posted November 19 (edited) 15 hours ago, Stickfigger said: StephenG rejoined WATMM lol that's a good first world problem indeed 😂 (I never unjoined btw poor choice of words. Just took a break!) Edited November 19 by StephenG 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zephyr_Nova 287 Posted November 19 (edited) That midlife crisis thread sure is a rollercoaster. Still have the second half to go. Am I really too old to be wearing a leather jacket? It wasn't even my idea! Other FWPs today include hot dog burps, discontinued bulk evaporated milk, and women from other cities trying to app me up when I'm no longer in their areas. Why don't they ever queue up where I actually live? Edited November 19 by Zephyr_Nova Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stickfigger 288 Posted November 19 My two hour drive today has turned into a 4.5 hour drive due to road closures from bushfires . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aencre 90 Posted November 19 Put the wrong barcode on a book that’s printed at 2000 copies. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ambergonk 230 Posted November 20 23 hours ago, StephenG said: I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? 😃 A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere 😉 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squee 214 Posted November 20 A client just said, "I really like the first 5 seconds". The track is 60 secs long. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drillkicker 130 Posted November 20 I haven’t seen the sky since Saturday. The weather here is dismal. This town looks like it’s in England both in its architecture and its weather apparently. @Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drillkicker 130 Posted November 20 Actually what I wonder is whether I’m too young to be wearing as much tweed as I do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephenG 206 Posted November 20 12 hours ago, ambergonk said: A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere 😉 prob a number of savage beautiful BCM burgers too I reckon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zephyr_Nova 287 Posted November 20 2 hours ago, drillkicker said: @Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it An old biker guy in Montreal took me aside in a cafe and told me it was an excellent leather jacket, and that I should rub olive oil into it to keep it healthy. I haven't done that, but I believe him. He seemed like a leather jacket master. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ignatius 563 Posted November 20 sleep is elusive. also, the holidays are coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drillkicker 130 Posted November 20 i haven't gotten any real sleep in the past week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ignatius 563 Posted November 21 6 hours ago, drillkicker said: i haven't gotten any real sleep in the past week same. i typically don't sleep well but a week or so ago i had a really good night of sleep and wish i could've stayed in bed instead of waking up for work. but that was the 1st decent sleep in a long time.. this week has sucked for sleep. like brain fog half the day kind of sleepiness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites