stupid first world problems you're dealing with

[Zephyr_Nova 1248]

More of a serious all world problem really.  God, can you imagine what that thread would look like?

SFWP: the sound of children playing outside.

[mushroom 37]

gained a few lbs lately and i cant stop doing stuff like ordering pizza randomly cuz im drunk

[yekker 692]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

gained a few lbs lately and i cant stop doing stuff like ordering pizza randomly cuz im drunk

Amen man, I'll eat to that. 

[yekker 692]

Pages of pages of Christmas themed porn... I can't get off to this shit.

Edited December 25, 2019 by yekker

[Stickfigger 884]

Ate too much

[Hugh Mughnus 853]

2 hours ago, yekker said:

Pages of pages of Christmas themed porn... I can't get off to this shit.

Rudolph... JTRHNBR?

[yekker 692]

2 minutes ago, StephenG said:

Rudolph... JTRHNBR?

 

[Candiru 812]

I have to work Christmas and the day after. Night shifts, too. It hasn’t felt like Christmas in years. 

[ignatius 3213]

complicated holiday feels. wtf family dynamics. 

[timbre monke 910]

I yearn to be more reclusive with age, but society keeps insisting otherwise.

[yekker 692]

56 minutes ago, ambergonk said:

I yearn to be more reclusive with age, but society keeps insisting otherwise.

Fuck society. Eh?

[ignatius 3213]

seems for xmas i got more acute medication side effects. 2 days before the holiday it felt like i got hit by a fucken truck. head in hands. missed a casual get together w/some old friends while in south florida because of this. managed to power through but there were moments pre-boarding for the cross country travel back to pdx that i really thought i was gonna spin out and crumple to the floor in a clammy nauseated lump.

trying to go to lunch w/a friend today and playing it by ear in case acuteness strikes again. yesterday was a long slog of confused nausea for the bulk of the afternoon. 

fingers crossed it's just the jetlag and upset of my routine that's thrown off the system and caused this more intense bullshit. 

[dingformung 1548]

Sounds terrible. Get well soon. Hope you are just somatising complex holiday feels

[Enthusiast 493]

I have too much food

[chenGOD 791]

Bought a PS4 - Playstation Store won't recognize my credit card number. Fucking trash.

[ignatius 3213]

tracked package and according to USPS it was "delivered at mailbox at 12:04 pm" but there's no mail anywhere. 

[yekker 692]

9 minutes ago, ignatius said:

tracked package and according to USPS it was "delivered at mailbox at 12:04 pm" but there's no mail anywhere. 

[Zephyr_Nova 1248]

Oh shit - that'll teach you to send burgers in the mail.

[ignatius 3213]

fucken hamburgler after my goods. 

[yekker 692]

Lol

[timbre monke 910]

[chenGOD 791]

8 hours ago, ignatius said:

tracked package and according to USPS it was "delivered at mailbox at 12:04 pm" but there's no mail anywhere. 

Same problem. Delivery status says “Door knocker left” at 7:33 this morning. I was definitely home at 7:33 this morning. 
No door knocker (I assume that’s the tag they leave after they pretend to knock on your door), windy as fuck today so who knows where the fuck it could be. 

[caze 374]

similar thing happened to me:

it was some beer, delivered a week late, after I had left the country for christmas. so they just left it on my doorstep. fuckers.

amazingly a week later my sister called over to the house and a very soggy box of beer was still sitting there. so a thank you to the letterbox spam fillers for not stealing my beer.

[Hugh Mughnus 853]

You can get beer delivered? 

Glorious

[chenGOD 791]

Hah, mine is also alcohol related (box of fantastic wine from BC, which you have to order from BC to get in Ontario because of Canada's stupid-ass inter-provincial trade regulations, which make it easier to buy non-domestic wines than out of province wines, which is a totally separate FWP) - I'm hopeful it'll turn up otherwise I'm out a pretty penny.

Glad you got your beer caze!