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On 11/8/2019 at 6:49 PM, Braintree said:

Not sure if this is a FWP, but I found out that my buddy's girlfriend went on a couple dates with my dad :blink:

*hi-fives your dad*

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Woke up 5:30am with some basic existential dread clogging up my arteries.  Watmm had a small feature in my dream, but it was quite incoherent (posting was not done on a computer, the internet was setup all differently, I was posting artwok on behalf of someone else, which was in french, in meme form, and somehow dedicated to/about another user who would either appreciate it or be offended... classic dream logic).

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One day an AI will use this information to reconstruct your personality and clone you

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Maybe you're the first clone and your dreams are just jumbled up memories of long past.

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The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? :catrage:

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15 minutes ago, yekker said:

The five dollar meal deal at McDonald's went up 75 cents. It's not a five dollar meal deal anymore is it!? :catrage:

McDonald's is crazy expensive with prices for stuff nowadays. Usually if I buy a combo it's like 10 bucks, but then if I buy McNuggets separately, its 2 bucks, which is a nice price, but then the fries are almost $4 so you're still paying about $7-8 in the end, since I get hit with tax. At least their drinks are $1 down where I live.

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really bored at work, just want to leave and get beers with my colleagues, gotta wait until quitting time, though. GODDAMMIT!  

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It's raining crazy over here and was walking to work and I got splashed by a truck. Literally splashed in the face like a fucking movie.

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I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? 😃

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15 hours ago, Stickfigger said:

StephenG rejoined WATMM

lol that's a good first world problem indeed 😂

 

(I never unjoined btw poor choice of words. Just took a break!) 

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That midlife crisis thread sure is a rollercoaster.  Still have the second half to go.  Am I really too old to be wearing a leather jacket?  It wasn't even my idea!  

Other FWPs today include hot dog burps, discontinued bulk evaporated milk, and women from other cities trying to app me up when I'm no longer in their areas.  Why don't they ever queue up where I actually live?

 

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My two hour drive today has turned into a 4.5 hour drive due to road closures from bushfires .

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Put the wrong barcode on a book that’s printed at 2000 copies.

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23 hours ago, StephenG said:

I rejoined WATMM. What'd I miss? 😃

A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere 😉

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A client just said, "I really like the first 5 seconds". The track is 60 secs long.

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I haven’t seen the sky since Saturday.  The weather here is dismal.  This town looks like it’s in England both in its architecture and its weather apparently.

 

@Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it

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Actually what I wonder is whether I’m too young to be wearing as much tweed as I do

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12 hours ago, ambergonk said:

A few dank memes. But don't worry, they're not going anywhere 😉

prob a number of savage beautiful BCM burgers too I reckon?

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2 hours ago, drillkicker said:

 

@Zephyr_NovaYou’re never too old to wear a leather jacket, it just depends on the style of the jacket and how you wear it

An old biker guy in Montreal took me aside in a cafe and told me it was an excellent leather jacket, and that I should rub olive oil into it to keep it healthy.  I haven't done that, but I believe him.  He seemed like a leather jacket master.

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sleep is elusive. also, the holidays are coming. 

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i haven't gotten any real sleep in the past week

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6 hours ago, drillkicker said:

i haven't gotten any real sleep in the past week

same. i typically don't sleep well but a week or so ago i had a really good night of sleep and wish i could've stayed in bed instead of waking up for work. but that was the 1st decent sleep in a long time.. this week has sucked for sleep. like brain fog half the day kind of sleepiness. 

 

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