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Been researching music blogs in order to set the cogs in motion for an upcoming release, part of which involves familiarizing myself with some of the albums they've reviewed so I can make my contact email a bit more personal... like "hey, I really enjoyed your blah blah blah on etc. etc." to establish a friendly connection.  Anyway, lyric to the last song I checked out included the phrase "can I be the bloody diaper" with not an iota of irony attached to it, just glossy pseudo-sexy professionalism.  Why do I put myself through this?  And how is this what mainstream metaphors have become?

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On 7/17/2020 at 12:52 AM, caze said:

If you blitz your garlic with lemon juice it will mellow out the overly pungent garlic hit (you can also pass the resulting paste through a sieve, then add that liquid to your tahini and then that to the blended chickpeas).

also, cut a whole head of garlic on the top. Put in a glass dish with a cover. poor olive oil all over it. Some sea salt and pepper. Bake at 300 for 40 minutes.

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Just now, marf said:

also, cut a whole head of garlic on the top. Put in a glass dish with a cover. poor olive oil all over it. Some sea salt and pepper. Bake at 300 for 40 minutes.

You'd end up with a sort of garlic paste/spread that you can put on bread. Browned and flavourful at the top and creamy and smooth at the bottom. How gay is that

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28 minutes ago, dingformung said:

You'd end up with a sort of garlic paste/spread that you can put on bread. Browned and flavourful at the top and creamy and smooth at the bottom. How gay is that

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have had this a few times with nice bread pre-celiac days.. at the end there wasn't enough bread left to so i scooped out a bit of bread from the end and put the rest of the garlic in there like it was ice cream then put the scooped out bread back in there and it was garlic paste masterpiece finale. 

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I'm hungry... 

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiit...

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48 minutes ago, Tim_J said:

I'm hungry... 

38 minutes ago, yekker said:

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit...

What a weird and - frankly - audacious answer to Tim_J's post.

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1 hour ago, dingformung said:

What a weird and - frankly - audacious answer to Tim_J's post.

I meant 

Spoiler

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Did I screw it up ? I think so.

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You have repeatedly proven that you simply lack decency. Your post falls under the category of severe coprophagia and is against all rules of custom and morale. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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1 hour ago, dingformung said:

You have repeatedly proven that you simply lack decency. Your post falls under the category of severe coprophagia and is against all rules of custom and morale. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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Was having a pretty good time in the biggest and newest ship of the entire fleet and now they moved us to a really shitty one... 

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3 hours ago, Tim_J said:

Was having a pretty good time in the biggest and newest ship of the entire fleet and now they moved us to a really shitty one... 

this needs a seinfeld emoji. 

 

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2 hours ago, ignatius said:

this needs a seinfeld emoji. 

🤷🏻‍♂️

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For clarification: I pressed "like" because I like that your situation got worse. 🙂

 

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13 hours ago, Tim_J said:

Was having a pretty good time in the biggest and newest ship of the entire fleet and now they moved us to a really shitty one... 

 

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5 hours ago, dingformung said:

For clarification: I pressed "like" because I like that your situation got worse. 🙂

i know, you feed of other people's disgrace, pretty repulsive if you ask me...

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we got a new puppy recently because I thought it'd be a good idea for my kid to play with, since he's not had a lot of other kid contact since march. OMG this dog is turning into such a PITA. I'm not a dog person and have never trained a dog before, had no idea how much work it is. my wife is a clean freak which makes this so much more stressful. she's paranoid about accidents and it's driving me nuts... we recently changed the dog's food and he reacted by having diarrhea for 2 days or so. the other night around 3am I heard him whining in the laundry room and went in to find 2 messy wet shits all over the floor. led to a massive clean up project and arguing with the wife. the dog's been outside a bit this afternoon and we just discovered he's dug a massive hole in one of the flower beds and is totally muddy. I've been thinking to shell out for a dog training place, but finances are a bit tight right now...ugh, total FWP I know

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On 7/18/2020 at 12:57 PM, ignatius said:

the last few days i've worked with my neighbor on fixing the shared fence between our houses. turned into a larger project than planned all because the tree/stump on the property like they wanted to grind down so they could follow through on their back yard plans. all well and good and it'll be nicer/improved/better when all is done. today should be the last day of the project and we were supposed to start "in the morning" but as yet he hasn't appeared. texted him a while ago. it's been super nice out all morning like high 60s and sunny. but by afternoon it'll be fucking hot. i have other shit to do so not really wanted to twiddle my thumbs until he appears.  plus i'm kinda running on empty here. 

i hate group projects. they're awesome neighbors, good people but i hate waiting. fucking hate hate hate waiting. 

edit: fuck. sunday battle with nausea and woooozzyness. would like to poop in the mouth of the universe just now

See, a FWP would be if you were waiting for the contractor you hired to show up to fix your fence and was late...

Fixing your own fence is very second- or third-world... :dadjoke:

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1 hour ago, zero said:

we got a new puppy recently because I thought it'd be a good idea for my kid to play with, since he's not had a lot of other kid contact since march. OMG this dog is turning into such a PITA. I'm not a dog person and have never trained a dog before, had no idea how much work it is. my wife is a clean freak which makes this so much more stressful. she's paranoid about accidents and it's driving me nuts... we recently changed the dog's food and he reacted by having diarrhea for 2 days or so. the other night around 3am I heard him whining in the laundry room and went in to find 2 messy wet shits all over the floor. led to a massive clean up project and arguing with the wife. the dog's been outside a bit this afternoon and we just discovered he's dug a massive hole in one of the flower beds and is totally muddy. I've been thinking to shell out for a dog training place, but finances are a bit tight right now...ugh, total FWP I know

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sounds like heaven. once you get him on his regular diet w/o changes and get him trained some you'll be good. it is work though. 

my brother sent his 2 dogs to a training bootcamp. 2 weeks. then ya pick up your dog all trained and obedient. if  you spend the  first year training your dog  it's not something you have  to do again.. and  they'll give you lot's of love. 

just remember they're just kids and don't know  shit and are slaves to their own little dog brains. 

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2 hours ago, zero said:

we got a new puppy recently because I thought it'd be a good idea for my kid to play with, since he's not had a lot of other kid contact since march. OMG this dog is turning into such a PITA. I'm not a dog person and have never trained a dog before, had no idea how much work it is. my wife is a clean freak which makes this so much more stressful. she's paranoid about accidents and it's driving me nuts... we recently changed the dog's food and he reacted by having diarrhea for 2 days or so. the other night around 3am I heard him whining in the laundry room and went in to find 2 messy wet shits all over the floor. led to a massive clean up project and arguing with the wife. the dog's been outside a bit this afternoon and we just discovered he's dug a massive hole in one of the flower beds and is totally muddy. I've been thinking to shell out for a dog training place, but finances are a bit tight right now...ugh, total FWP I know... 

Why not go for a kitty instead? :catface:

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5 minutes ago, Tim_J said:

Why not go for a cat instead? :catface:

You must be totally homosexual to want a cat rather than a dog, only the gay types do this. I personally also prefer cats but that's because I'm such a high testosterone man that even a low testosterone animal like a cat can't lower my T-levels. Not all men have the same powers, I'm especially potent.

2 hours ago, zero said:

we got a new puppy recently because I thought it'd be a good idea for my kid to play with, since he's not had a lot of other kid contact since march. OMG this dog is turning into such a PITA. I'm not a dog person and have never trained a dog before, had no idea how much work it is. my wife is a clean freak which makes this so much more stressful. she's paranoid about accidents and it's driving me nuts... we recently changed the dog's food and he reacted by having diarrhea for 2 days or so. the other night around 3am I heard him whining in the laundry room and went in to find 2 messy wet shits all over the floor. led to a massive clean up project and arguing with the wife. the dog's been outside a bit this afternoon and we just discovered he's dug a massive hole in one of the flower beds and is totally muddy. I've been thinking to shell out for a dog training place, but finances are a bit tight right now...ugh, total FWP I know

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You have to give the dog head massages. I'm not kidding you, I've had to take care of a friend's dog for two weeks and I massaged her head once a day and ever since she never caused any problems. Every time I met this friend the dog came to me and laid her head on my legs in preparation for a head massage. It was a Weimaraner type of dog. I don't know which type you have. Just keep in mind that you chose the dog and that the dog didn't choose you

https://wagwalking.com/grooming/give-a-dog-a-head-massage

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Apparently my passenger car door doesn't lock when I use the Auto lock and some people took some headphones and the entire change compartment from my car (lol) when I was at work 

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Left my data on while streaming videos and now it's all gone. Fml.

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I want to quit my bullshit job. People depend on me WAY too much there.

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I just sent a message to like 20 people on Instagram including famous people like Baseck and Makenoise thinking I was posting to some kind of friends-only timeline because I don't know how to use it.

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