Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny

[Fred McGriff]

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

[Cryptowen]

Being attacked by a bear wearing a silly hat

[sup]

when your sitting in a toilet then the walls fall down and a t rex eats u

[Cryptowen]

Realizing you're actually a scarecrow taped to a bicycle.

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

cryptowen no just no

[Guest Gary C]

Tom Cruise pawing at your crotch.

[sup]

when your riding on a video cam that shots fire then something flys at you and you need to jump of it then theres a camera shooting fire balls at u

[Guest uptown devil]

choking on a kazoo.

[hardcode]

speaking of kazoos what's that tuss song with the kazoo solo at the end

 

last rushup i bank 12 or something

[jules]

having maynard sexually assaulting you while eating a double down and reciting the lyrics to hooker with a penis

 

 

edit: and a goat cooking pho in the background?

[Npoess]

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

 

I think if the ostrich was ending up doing this to you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFis4OhQCBI&feature=related

 

It would add to the funny and scary part of the chase.

 

Edit: sorry, had to edit. Found something better.

[Guest uptown devil]

having maynard sexually assaulting you while eating a double down and reciting the lyrics to hooker with a penis

 

 

edit: and a goat cooking pho in the background?

are you implying that you would resist maynard's sexual advances?

[Braintree]

A rhinoceros sucking your dick.

[Guest Pennywise]

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

[Braintree]

That ostrich just sounds like he's deciding furiously.

[Guest uptown devil]

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

 

I think if the ostrich was ending up doing this to you:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFis4OhQCBI&feature=related

 

It would add to the funny and scary part of the chase.

what a magnificent cock!

 

 

also, the video you posted before the edit deserves reposting.

[Candiru]

Three overweight women masturbating an elephant for artificial insemination in your backyard when you get home from work. Your wife pulls in the driveway 2 minutes later and sees you there, thinking you organized the whole event.

 

 

 

 

Then she gives you a hug and a kiss thanks you for remembering your anniversary.

 

 

 

[Npoess]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY6gbGSTmOw

 

Imagine the ostrich doing the sound while watching the ostrich love video

[YEK]

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

[Guest rumbo]

Being attacked and incapacitated by a giant wild boar. The boar then proceeds to eat your legs slowly and stops when he's full, leaving you there without legs but still alive. After the boar wakes up from a snooze, he positions himself carefully and pushes out a large bog before wandering off. With no means to find help, to just sit there re-shaping the boar's poo back into some semblance of your legs, while sobbing.

[Fred McGriff]

when your sitting in a toilet then the walls fall down and a t rex eats u

 

yes this is now on my list

[dr lopez]

being suffocated by a really big fupa

 

also:

 

vsnares diarhea on the stage, wow so cool

[essines]

Finding your wife in bed with another man, realising only afterwards that it was with denis leary and she wasn't fucking him but strangling him and he is now dead.

[Guest uptown devil]

lol

[Root5]

Getting caught in quicksand, even though everyone around you can walk over the sand normally, and all think you're playing a prank on them because c'mon, quicksand isn't real.