Events that would be incredibly scary and incredibly funny

[Guest KY]

tumbling to your death down brownie mountain

[Root5]

Stumbling down queer-street from Lion's weakest punch.

[Guest hahathhat]

So I'm trying to compile a list of things that could happen to me that I would find both terrifying and intensely funny at the same time. The only thing I can come up with right now is being chased by an ostrich. Any additional insight would be appreciated.

lsd

 

Realizing you're actually a scarecrow taped to a bicycle.

a fine example

[vertsk8er419]

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

[Guest hahathhat]

tickle-induced aneurism

[Guest Gary C]

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

 

This one got me.

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

Being Michael J Fox with Parkinson's Disease

[eugene]

realizing that ltm forums is a product of your imagination after all this time

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

passing a sticky hand like a kidney stone

[Guest KY]

a ghost taking a shit because he died on the toilet

 

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

 

hahaha oh my god, i should give up

[keltoi]

being anally raped by an orangutan

[Silent Member]

discovering 2012 is really the end of the world.

[YEK]

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

zoo zoo zoooooo!

[Guest uptown devil]

choking on a kazoo.

laughing so hard you can't breathe and then die.

...with a kazoo lodged in your throat

lol thief

[Guest theSun]

crying to death when you realize the jokes on you

[Chris Moss Acid]

pretty much this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM

[chenGOD]

Tom Cruise.

[patternoverlap]

jerking off while bungie jumping

[Guest theSun]

getting fisted by rosie odonnell

[Cryptowen]

Being strangled to death by a clown. The clown stops mid-strangle & informs you he's just befouled his clownpants from exerting so much force in choking you. The two of you have a good chuckle over this wry turn of events, and then he finishes the job.

[Guest theSun]

getting buried alive in a bucket of kfc

[Soloman Tump]

falling asleep whilst driving down the motorway late at night, but having a really nice dream about kittens and a village fete

[zazen]

choking on a kazoo.

 

lol

 

 

 

Every cat in the world suddenly gets enlarged to 20 times previous size and then they naturally start hunting humans and playing with their new prey.

 

(this is actually an idea for a low budget short film. Title: Catastrophe)

[Root5]

choking on a kazoo.

 

lol

 

 

 

Every cat in the world suddenly gets enlarged to 20 times previous size and then they naturally start hunting humans and playing with their new prey.

 

(this is actually an idea for a low budget short film. Title: Catastrophe)

 

That sounds better than most movies.

[Zephyr_Nova]

A crazed doctor kidnaps you and two friends then joins you surgically mouth to anus to form a human centipede.