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Fred McGriff

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Fred McGriff Grand Master

Fred McGriff

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Say you find about $15,000 in cash in a drawer. Do you panic and assume that it's "up and leave" money in case you ever fuck up? Do you get pissed off because that shit could get stole or is not at least collecting interest in an ING Money Market account? Do you just ignore it and pull from it every time you want a $50 bottle of wine?

 

This happened to my friend today by the way. He is unsure if he should be concerned. I told him that it's her instantly accessible "up and leave" stash. Maybe she's just a little weird.

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goDel Grand Master

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I'd ask her if she'd buy me a new computer because of all the money she has, and see where the discussion takes us. I'm sure it'll be a fun ride!

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goDel Grand Master

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I'm afraid this non-issue is turning out to be an anti-climax. From a 15K Porsche to the 2K stash sock everyone is supposed to have. I can't say I'm a bit disappointed. If I was your friend I would have shown her the door.

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Fred McGriff Grand Master

Fred McGriff

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there's something fun about hiding money and building up a stash little by little. it's like your little secret. and then one day you can blow it on something frivolous or hire a plane to dump it over your neighborhood.

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this is the kind of McGriff thread i've been missing for so many years on watmm.

 

at any rate, 15k or 2k, i'd still just be about as open and honest as i would be with anything in a relationship. i'd just say that i stumbled upon it and had no idea what the fuck it was, then i'd say "what the fuck is it?"

 

true story

 

-L

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goDel Grand Master

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Panty sniffing your significant others panties? I would think it'd be fair game to sniff the real deal instead of some lifeless panties. This is like stalking your own wife. No way.

 

I might sniff her mothers panties though. Just once.

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Velazquez Grand Master

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not a bad idea. i would definitely sniff her panties before gluing the drawer shut. get that last whiff in

 

panty sniffing is a five page thread waiting to happen

 

hell yeah panty sniffing FTW!

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I think it depends on my wife's stance on current spending. if I was getting shit for golfing or drinking and she had a cash stash I would be pissed. otherwise I would ask her where we were going with it.

 

edit: there are a few friends wives I wouldn't mind panty sniffing either. though I'd rather just bang the piss out of them once.

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Guest nene multiple assgasms

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ooh I know: have it converted to some obscure country's unit of currency then put it back where you found it.

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ooh I know: have it converted to some obscure country's unit of currency then put it back where you found it.

 

lol. or replace it with a receipt for 2 g worth of porn

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