Guest fiznuthian Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 on my commute home today i was hit in the skull by a partially full 20 oz dr. pepper going over 45 mph (72 km/h). it really fucking sucks. i flagged down a policeman shortly after, but we both knew he couldn't do anything about it. the bottle knocked me off my bike which unbeknownst to me went completely flat while i was a at work. my helmet flew into the air off my head and landed in the grass. the cop was nice, genuinely concerned and had a really expensive trek police bike on his car. i tried to catch up to them even with a flat back tire, but it took me a minute to get my head together and begin the chase. their car pulled away from an intersection and sped towards a highway entrance as it car entered my view. they are lucky though, i probably would have sent all of them to the hospital in an adrenaline rage. my neck feels stiff. i should add that at the time my mind was dead set on biking straight through their open window and into their seats to fuck them up. it makes me laugh now. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I'm 100% sure the people in that car live totally miserable lifes and will die knowing that no one loved them, and no one will miss them. No need to take vengeance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 damn. reminds me of that awful scene in the beginning of 'a time to kill". some people are just fucking dicks. sorry man, glad you're okay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 hunt them down, tie them up in the desert and douse their nuts in Dr. Pepper. Watch the ants come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Didn't had time to read the plate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw Didn't had time to read the plate? man i wish, the impact when the bottle hit the back of my head tossed me off my bike and into the grass to the right. i had NO idea it was about to happen, so i was really confused when i was getting up. grrr.. wish i fucking got it. i need a HD cam on my bike now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 did you get the plate number? want me to rape them with a flame thrower? should i just rape someone with a flame thrower and hope they did something shitty? *cracks knuckles* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 fred i need you to rape the nearest driver of (what i think is) a 90-98 white toyota corolla, with a flamethrower. no plate though. :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Man, thankfully you had a helmet. You'd be done. Praise be to the A few weeks ago, somebody threw one of those 20 oz glass snapple bottles out their window on 8th St. in LA, and it hit the front tire of my car and somehow flung itself into the left drivers' side quarter panel and left a huge dent... that could've been your fuckin 'ead! (true story bro) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Man, thankfully you had a helmet. You'd be done. Praise be to the A few weeks ago, somebody threw one of those 20 oz glass snapple bottles out their window on 8th St. in LA, and it hit the front tire of my car and somehow flung itself into the left drivers' side quarter panel and left a huge dent... that could've been your fuckin 'ead! (true story bro) oh my god dude, thats scary. there's a bike route here that i ride to visit a friend, and cars drive 55 mph there with absolutely shoulder. because many hundreds of cars pass through each hour during the day, i only ride it at night with lights flashing all over. but then someone told me their mailbox gets completely run over by drunks at night 3 to 6 times a year.. it'll really make you hate people or some people anway.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 ok it's done. gotta lay low for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I cannot wait to see this video on youtube. Also, I'm pretty sure your bike helmet does not equate to your skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 fuck man. but use condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. A few weeks ago, somebody threw one of those 20 oz glass snapple bottles out their window on 8th St. in LA, and it hit the front tire of my car and somehow flung itself into the left drivers' side quarter panel and left a huge dent... that could've been your fuckin 'ead! (true story bro) When I was like 9 or 10 years old, I waited for a big truck to drive down the street, then I threw a glass bottle under its front tire. It didn't crush the bottle, but spun wildly then flew back at me and hit me in the shin. Karma is pretty fast sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest umop_apisdn Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. lol! why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 fuck man, please pm me, I have a job for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I cannot wait to see this video on youtube. Also, I'm pretty sure your bike helmet does not equate to your skull. well it might as well had been my skull. i had my helmet fully attached, strapped and secured, and the impact hit so hard it still ripped it off my head. i wonder what would had happened if the helmet weren't on? fuck man, please pm me, I have a job for you... bike messenger? :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. lol! why? It must have been stale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. lol! why? It must have been stale yeah fucking stale bagels man, can't stand 'em. i think i'll just throw it at that dumbass cyclist from the comfort of my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. lol! why? It must have been stale yeah fucking stale bagels man, can't stand 'em. i think i'll just throw it at that dumbass cyclist from the comfort of my car. fixed gear hipster won't know what hit him... IS THAT A SAMSOSA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Someone threw a bagel at me once. lol! why? It must have been stale yeah fucking stale bagels man, can't stand 'em. i think i'll just throw it at that dumbass cyclist from the comfort of my car. fixed gear hipster won't know what hit him... IS THAT A SAMSOSA! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 that's pretty fucked up. idiots like to yell stupid things out their passenger window at me (like some dumb bitch who said "you're supposed to ride on the sidewalk!"), but i've never had anything actually thrown in my direction. in other news, i just got back from the world's smallest critical mass. Ottawa as a biking city is great, but seriously, 8 people showed up. in Toronto it's hundreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I'd like to throw in my support for critical mass, but one almost got my ass fired for missing a court hearing, and so now I'm just tempted to plot ways to murder everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Why do people hate cyclists? What's funny or shameful about bikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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