Fred McGriff Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 as the man of the house and head of the family, i make the rules. rule #1. don't fuck with sunday dinner. every sunday, i make dinner, and if you live here or are a guest here, you sit down in your chair at the time i announce that morning when sunday dinner will be held until dinner is in front of you. for example, if you are my mother in law, you don't go and mow my back lawn at 5:00 when I have announced that sunday dinner will be ready at 5:00 after making several exceptions already to have an early sunday dinner. if you stay at my place then you are eating goddammed sunday dinner with everyone else. if you are my daughter and let's say, many years from now, you want to go hang out with your friends on a sunday evening, that's cool. as long as you are sat in your seat for the entire duration of sunday dinner. swear to god if my salmon is dry i'm going to throw it under the lawnmower right now. sunday dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 shit's overcooked. hope you guys like catfood. sunday dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 i want some why dont you share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fucking Sunday dinners. Serious shit, don't fuck with Sunday dinners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 agree fred the family is the stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fred, if I was at your house on Sunday, I'd respect the fuck out of your Sunday dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 If it's not roast beef or chicken, I will be absent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fred can you make a big Sunday Dinner Feast for everyone on WATMM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 if you are my mother in law, you don't go and mow my back lawn at 5:00 when I have announced that sunday dinner will be ready at 5:00 that sounds like she's being intentionally difficult. how long is she staying? man this sounds like hell. maybe she's been reading the in-laws thread and is playing up to the role? that would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 that first post could have come out of my dads mouth. I was raised like that and that happens at my house too. but we have macaroni on Sunday. that's a rule too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 that first post could have come out of my dads mouth. I was raised like that and that happens at my house too. but we have macaroni on Sunday. that's a rule too. elbow or porcini? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Salmon on sunday? That is fucked in the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'd eat at your table, Fred. Only I don't eat in the nicest of ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Sunday dinner up in this joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magdog Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I respect the fuck out of any person that respects the Sunday Dinner.. As long as it's not pork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fred, if I was at your house on Sunday, I'd respect the fuck out of your Sunday dinner. this, 10x over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 you can swallow sunday dinner with your ass as long as you are at the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 two years ago i tried to plan a sunday dinner, but for friends not family, and it became quite clear that most of the people who i had invited had no idea that sunday dinner was meant to be serious business and requires a least shred of attention be paid to the schedule for said dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 am i the only one angry that there's only one rule, yet it is numbered as if i should be expecting more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 i don't like salmon and i definitely don't like it to be the consistency of cat food. but if you stared at me and repeatedly said "SUNDAY DINNER." with a firm tone of voice and steely eyed resolve i would sit my ass down and eat some goddamn cat food salmon. wouldn't be out mowin' no lawns, i tell you what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 two words fred.."au point" i feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Fuck you Fred and fuck Sunday dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 you should have just eaten and then got some mcdonalds burgers for the heathen mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 On a side note, I'm surprised by the salmon hate going on this this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Yeah, that caught me off guard as well. But I'm a west coaster, we grow up on that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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