star wars jokes ONLY megathread

[Capsaicin]

Lightsaber?

 

 

I barely know her!

 

[gaarg]

Why did young Obi-Wan Kenobi cross the street?

 

 

Because it said so in the script

 

[Guest bitroast]

Why did young Obi-Wan Kenobi cross the street?

 

 

Because it said so in the script

 

 

Best!

Followed by the felt your presence joke.

[perunamuusi]

felt your presence is like waaaaay old duder

[Guest AcrossCanyons]

er....

 

 

ohmylol

[perunamuusi]

i think it really works with the

 

knock knock

 

what's that?

 

buildup

[Guest hahathhat]

How Lando Got His Groove Back

[perunamuusi]

that is well riced out

[keltoi]

what's jar jar binks favourite soup?

 

 

miso soup.

 

 

what did jar jar binks say to the U.S. Marine?

 

 

me so horny.

 

 

jar jar binks?

 

 

 

[TechDiff]

felt your presence is like waaaaay old duder

 

yah ancient! only one I could think of..

 

R2D2: bbrrrrrpp woooooo beedlededeedle de wibblywibbly wheeeep?

 

C3P0: I don't know, why?

 

R2D2: widdlediddlediidle bleep bleep bloop woooooo wheeeeeoooip widdlediddlediidle doodle deepoooo!

[gaarg]

What does Jar Jar Binks stand for?

 

 

Because they forgot to cut the fucker's legs off

 

[keltoi]

lol i didn't know there was a droid called bollux

[keltoi]

what's han solo's favourite chat up line?

 

hi i am so hard for you right now, i haven't been this stiff since that time with the carbonite.

[Soloman Tump]

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Xmas.

 

Luke: How could you possibly know that!

 

Darth Vader: I have felt your presence.

 

Meh..

 

thats the only star wars joke I know, and I came here to post it.

[Guest KY]

 

holy shit lol i didnt mean to do more star trek there

this is funnier than any of the actual jokes in this thread

[Braintree]

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

 

 

No, really, why. His name doesn't make any goddamn sense.

 

[Guest KY]

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

 

 

No, really, why. His name doesn't make any goddamn sense.

 

[baph]

Why is Han solo never solo in the movies?

 

 

No, really, why. His name doesn't make any goddamn sense.

 

 

It's pretty obvious: he's such an asshole that he couldn't get with Leia Orgasma for three fucking movies. Consequently, he'd have to go hand solo in some dark, musty corner of the MF.

 

That's not even me joking, it's fucking canon.

[Braintree]

he'd have to go hand solo

 

/thread

[Guest hahathhat]

canon.

i remember the first time someone yelled at me for something that wasn't canon.

[Npoess]

What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat pie with a spoon?

 

 

"Use the FORK, Luke."

 

[Npoess]

I think the only thing that this thread is missing, is a "that's what she said" joke.

[data]

I think the only thing that this thread is missing, is a "that's what she said" joke.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FahLNVYDKjo

[YEK]

knock knock

 

 

 

 

who's there?

 

 

 

 

c3po

 

 

 

 

 

 

c3po who?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i didn't know you could yodel...

[Guest hahathhat]

I only got this just today while my mind was rambling

does a rambly brain ever make it hard for you to fall asleep?