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I just saw this printed on a 3'x4' sheet in someones bathroom and spent twenty minutes staring at it. Thought I'd share.

 

Discuss.

 

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Cage is an enigma. It seems that he sometimes takes roles, no matter how rubbish, just for the fun of acting. Sometimes he nails it and sometimes hams it up like there's no tomorrow.

 

He has a gambling problem. He needs money.

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So is Drive Angry worth watching in terms of Cage infused goodness?

 

Yes. But only with friends and alcohol

Thank you. I knew it'd be a classic

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Yeah, quite a character. Go watch him on Herzog's Bad Lieutenant! I have been terrible at Google search lately, I had to browse 25 pages of that movie GIF tumblr to find you guys this

 

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But oh was it worth it.

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I don't see Tempo di Uccidere on there!

 

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1936, Italian army is invading Ethiopia. Lieutenant Silvestri (Cage) suffering toothache decides to reach the nearest camp hospital. But the lorry has an accident and stop near a rock, so Silvestri continues by walk. On his way he meets and rapes a wonderful young Ethiopian. He also wound her when he shot to a wild animal, and later kills her to avoid further pain. When he finally reaches the hospital, he realizes he gets probably leprosy. Trying to escape from Ethiopia Silvestri will kill again. But surprises aren't still over.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100762/

 

http://www.imdb.com/...u/vi2919603225/

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I'd watch a show about Nick Cage, a serious actor who is repeated forced to switch jobs with his zany identical twin brother Dick Cage, who steals novelty license plates & sells them on street corners. accepts roles in movies like Next, Knowing and Ghost Rider

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I'd watch a show about Nick Cage, a serious actor who is repeated forced to switch jobs with his zany identical twin brother Dick Cage, who steals novelty license plates & sells them on street corners. accepts roles in movies like Next, Knowing and Ghost Rider

 

You know, there are still rumours (mostly fuelled by plot of The Prestige) that there are two Christian Bales out there. One is a muscly action-star (Batman, Equilibrium, American Psycho etc...) and the other is a skinny serious-actor (The Machinist, The Fighter etc...).

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My friend and I agreed the best chance of the the world collapsing on itself will result not from a CERN experiment, but Nicolas Cage and Keanu Reeves starring in a film together.

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matchstick men, world trade center and gone in 60 seconds are rated way too highly in that thing, no way is face/off a lesser nick cage film to those. The weather man isn't really all that good either. *looks at chart again* most of these suck, I could just keep on going. I think I like him more when he's hamming it up.

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