Guest MortstoX Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 http://gawker.com/58...to-poop-at-work Some of the comments are just hilarious. * Grow up. Everyone shits, everyone's shit smells, and everyone's shit goes "pffffffsh-pppppfff-eeeee-pft-pft-pft -plop PLOP PLOP plop!" from time to time." * Yeah but does everyone's shit go "pffffffsh-pppppfff-eeeee-pft-pft-pft -plop PLOP PLOP plop oh sweet jesus please no more oh god I'll never drink so much whiskey again in my OHHHH pfffffffffsh-pppppffff-eeeee-pft-pft-pft-pft-RATTA-TATTA-TATTA-TATTT-SHH-whimper"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pfft, I master the art of shitting at work. I do it every day, sometimes multiple times and I love it. It's a nice break from working. Sometimes I take off my shirt and shit topless, such a great feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pfft, I master the art of shitting at work. I do it every day, sometimes multiple times and I love it. It's a nice break from working. Sometimes I take off my shirt and shit topless, such a great feeling. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 i work on a construction site that only has a portapotty on it which is god-fucking-awful when it's been baking in 95 degree heat all day. fortunately i've found a secret bathroom in the parking garage next door that is always perfectly clean and unoccupied. it also has a hand railing next to the toilet which makes a great headrest for a quick nap. god damn i love shitting at work, best part of the day besides lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pfft, I master the art of shitting at work. I do it every day, sometimes multiple times and I love it. It's a nice break from working. Sometimes I take off my shirt and shit topless, such a great feeling. The only workplace I hated shitting at was this small insurance office where it was obvious, seeing as there was one unisex bathroom at the end of room. My bathroom at my current workplace is probably the cleanest area of the building, it's like a fucking spa going in there. In fact, the only problem is that it's being cleaned so often, I have to run down the stairs and go to an identically sterile bathroom one floor down. It's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 shitting anywhere other than home is terrible. Ive never gotten used to it. I really hate when my dick accidentally touches the porcelain, too I recently watched idiot abroad. What is the deal with squat toilets? No toilet paper. I love how he said a chef was taking an order while he was shitting. Says it'll be ready in 15 minutes. Leaves without washing his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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