acid1 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Picking up women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Also Math... GOD DAM MATH SHALL BE THE END OF ME! This is a vent thread right? i still carry my ones when i'm factoring someone's tip at a restaurant. i am shit at math. i have to invoke multiplication table songs that I learned in elementary school in order to crunch numbers in my head also, eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Also Math... GOD DAM MATH SHALL BE THE END OF ME! This is a vent thread right? You want this thread right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 +1 disparaissant with that shit. My hand writing is chicken shit as well and my signature isn't comprehendable at all. I think my grades might actually be suffering from it cause my friend and I get the same answers but mine for some reason are always wrong... This is why I wish we abandoned paper and pencile entirely and just use tablets/ OLED Screens/ Turn in papers via word document and email... And for the Trees of course. yeah i wish i could type everything. i can type over 100 wpm on a good day so it sure would be nice if i could do it all the time. Also Math... GOD DAM MATH SHALL BE THE END OF ME! This is a vent thread right? yeah also this i can barely add Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 i use milk in my scrambled eggs. a small amount. like coalbucket mcgriff said, makes shit fluffy yo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 i use milk in my scrambled eggs. a small amount. like coalbucket mcgriff said, makes shit fluffy yo. I've never used milk - it fucks with the consistency for me. A little grated cheese is nice though. I mean, it's not the end of the world, I guess just personal preference. But I like my eggs pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 cracking eggs. i've worked as a cook/chef, doing breakfasts and of course other dishes involving many eggs, and still i can fuck it up and don't do the one hand thing (scared to try, edit: i should just try it wtf). i have seriously chosen the wrong profession. i only fuck it up when i think i'm going to.. sometimes shells are particularly brittle though. i reckon small, stubby, fat hands are better for cracking eggs though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Picking up women I believe all you have to do is talk to them. Now that is another thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 i use milk in my scrambled eggs. a small amount. like coalbucket mcgriff said, makes shit fluffy yo. I've never used milk - it fucks with the consistency for me. A little grated cheese is nice though. I mean, it's not the end of the world, I guess just personal preference. But I like my eggs pure. the most important thing to me is the butter. i melt a decent chunk of REAL FUCKING BUTTER in the bottom of a pot, then add the milk, and then the whisked eggs. and then i whisk that shit constantly until it's glorious and fluffy and delicious. edit: salt and pepper are also essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 socializing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 It seems to me most people are bad at cracking eggs, so I'm bad but probably in the same realm as the bottom 50% there. However when i was painting condos for a month I noticed I could suddenly crack eggs with ease. It was almost as if they'd crack themselves. Then I stopped painting and my cracking skills went back to negligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 whenever there's something i have to do, i always postpone it til the last minute. always, no matter what, even if it's something i want to do. also, im always late. if i say i'll be there in 10, i'll most likely be there in 30. i guess those are more like flaws though. on the other hand, im amazing when it comes to eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 wait what is wrong with putting a little milk in scrambled eggs? i usually put cheese in my scrambled eggs but i make over easy eggs much more often. and i douse them in tobasco. i like egg threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 also, im always late. if i say i'll be there in 10, i'll most likely be there in 30. how long have you been hispanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I'm trying to perfect the clean crack which leaves very little if at all residue on the side of the frying pan which is a bugger to clean when some of it drips on the outside and gets all crusty. saying that I dont really eat much egg anymore anywayz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 nothing worse than when you're making a fried egg, you crack that fucker, and a tiny little fragment of shell falls into the pan and the egg congeals over it. drives my ocd tendencies fucking crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 whenever there's something i have to do, i always postpone it til the last minute. always, no matter what, even if it's something i want to do. also, im always late. if i say i'll be there in 10, i'll most likely be there in 30. i guess those are more like flaws though. on the other hand, im amazing when it comes to eggs. i'm also always late. there's always something else i need to finish before i do this or go there. to ensure i i work on something i usually keep multiple projects open and accessible so that as one intimidates another invites. an interesting thought on making procrastination work for you http://www.structuredprocrastination.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I cannot carry a cup of coffee without spilling, what a klutz I am. Need to leave a good inch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 eggs are motherfuckers. fucking dinosaur periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I cannot carry a cup of coffee without spilling, what a klutz I am. Need to leave a good inch this too! is coffee waterier than water because I CAN CARRY A GLASS OF WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT ON MY SKIRT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i find that the normal pleasantries required for day to day interaction i fuck up constantly. the job that i work at provides lunch and if someone requires a tiny action from me like passing the salt, i'll continually fuck it up. ill spill it or seem overly enthusiastic in passing it jesus its horrible. probably mostly in my head but i can tell i comes off weird. ah well, im a weirdo, im coming to terms with it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I cannot carry a cup of coffee without spilling, what a klutz I am. Need to leave a good inch this too! is coffee waterier than water because I CAN CARRY A GLASS OF WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT ON MY SKIRT No - coffee is stainier than water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 trying to open a beer bottle with anything other than a proper opener i've accidentally destroyed pieces of table tops and the like, as well as several lighters, trying to be resourceful. usually i am and it works, but hey ho not for this relatively simple task.. edit: not TWIST OFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i cant spit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 but its not polite anyway i dont worry about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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