sup Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i dont know the order of letters unless i said the alphabet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 like the alphabet song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I am super confused with how it's possible to not be able to crack/cook eggs, etc., but actually i dont know the order of letters unless i said the alphabet I have this problem sometimes, and it is super embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Changing the bed sheets, it's like a maze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I can't draw a straight line. Folding clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I'm fucking TERRIBLE at math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 we can never have enough egg related threads. cracking eggs... i only fuck it up when i think i'm going to.. maybe this is the key factor... approach those little fuckers with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 nothing worse than when you're making a fried egg, you crack that fucker, and a tiny little fragment of shell falls into the pan and the egg congeals over it. drives my ocd tendencies fucking crazy. quickly use one of the half shells to scoop it out. it seems to act like a shell magnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 apparently i am fucking awful at writing papers after 6 years, i have been working on one for 14 hours now and i have a page and i hate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i usually crack eggs with the back of a knife. it helps I do this too. its nice and clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i always, always fuck up frying an egg. can't get a clean, unbroken yolk, or stop the white going everywhere so it's too thin and then it burns. get some egg rings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I still have to really think to remember which is right and left. I don't fucking understand how I haven't learned this by now. I memorise long numbers and passwords and I know how to walk around my entire house without stepping on the creaking planks and I can do up a bow tie but I sometimes still have to make the L shape with my hand to see which is left. It's ridiculous. I have never been able to remember which is East and West. I don't have to think about North and South - North is obviously at the top of the map and south at the bottom. But I just can't seem to finalise the synaptic connection that would stop me having to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" every time I try and describe whether something is East or West of somewhere... Actually, having siad that I can say with confidence that Newcastle, for instance, is North East or Manchester is North West as those things are commited to memory but for everything else it's Never Eat Shredded Wheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i can't whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I can never do my hoovering without missing a bit. Can't write on an unlined piece of paper in anything resembling a straight line. I just can't seem to finalise the synaptic connection that would stop me having to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" every time I try and describe whether something is East or West of somewhere Same, I also have to point out an imaginary compass in front of me like some kind of rainman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Same here on the east west thing, except I use 'never eat soggy waffles' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I get the left/right thing too. I'm getting better, but my way of remembering has always been to picture myself playing guitar. Fucking ridiculous. Also I never learned how to 'properly' tie my shoelaces. I still do the 'bunny ears'. I somehow lack the capacity to understand how the usual way is logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i always, always fuck up frying an egg. can't get a clean, unbroken yolk, or stop the white going everywhere so it's too thin and then it burns. this thread is now about eggs. You got your heat too high. I mean, I can't help you with the broken yolks, but use a smaller frying pan, heat fry pan on medium, then turn down to medium low directly after dropping the egg in the pan. Also, my mom uses milk in her scrambled eggs. I just about hit her. only read the 1st page but what you do after lowering heat is but a large lid over your frying pan and it will cook the top of your eggs too making it easier to flip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 lately for me it's writing a reply on here and then closing window instead of hitting send. derp derp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazador Mod Unit Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Eggs are complicated Hot coffee loves getting spilled everywhere But my thing is with addresses. People ask me how to get to my house and my mind instantly goes blank / full retarded, it's worse when I need a cab and the driver doesn't know exactly where I want to go, people walking on my street ask me about places that are like 5 minutes away and after ages I realize they exist but then I don't know how to explain the route. It's terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I still have to really think to remember which is right and left. I don't fucking understand how I haven't learned this by now. I memorise long numbers and passwords and I know how to walk around my entire house without stepping on the creaking planks and I can do up a bow tie but I sometimes still have to make the L shape with my hand to see which is left. It's ridiculous. I have never been able to remember which is East and West. I don't have to think about North and South - North is obviously at the top of the map and south at the bottom. But I just can't seem to finalise the synaptic connection that would stop me having to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" every time I try and describe whether something is East or West of somewhere... Actually, having siad that I can say with confidence that Newcastle, for instance, is North East or Manchester is North West as those things are commited to memory but for everything else it's Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I felt so alone with this one until today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I still have to really think to remember which is right and left. I don't fucking understand how I haven't learned this by now. I memorise long numbers and passwords and I know how to walk around my entire house without stepping on the creaking planks and I can do up a bow tie but I sometimes still have to make the L shape with my hand to see which is left. It's ridiculous. I have never been able to remember which is East and West. I don't have to think about North and South - North is obviously at the top of the map and south at the bottom. But I just can't seem to finalise the synaptic connection that would stop me having to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" every time I try and describe whether something is East or West of somewhere... Actually, having siad that I can say with confidence that Newcastle, for instance, is North East or Manchester is North West as those things are commited to memory but for everything else it's Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I remember this because when I was baptized the priest made a cross with oil or something on my forehead by down, diagonally up-right, then left so it's just like north, south, east, west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest viscosity Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Eggs are complicated Hot coffee loves getting spilled everywhere But my thing is with addresses. People ask me how to get to my house and my mind instantly goes blank / full retarded, it's worse when I need a cab and the driver doesn't know exactly where I want to go, people walking on my street ask me about places that are like 5 minutes away and after ages I realize they exist but then I don't know how to explain the route. It's terrible. same here, i basically suck at navigation in general and have recently obtained a GPS to which I put entirely too much dependence on. I'll punch in an address and follow it not knowing what roads i'm taking or where the fuck i'm going.. names also. It hardly processes when I meet people to actually remember their name when they introduce themselves. I can recognise familiar faces, but it takes me a good few weeks untill it entirely sinks in. my memory in general blows, so maybe that's the root issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 lately for me it's writing a reply on here and then closing window instead of hitting send. derp derp loel, happens to me too, and then the the 2nd edition of the post is usually much weaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 i'm also always late. there's always something else i need to finish before i do this or go there. to ensure i i work on something i usually keep multiple projects open and accessible so that as one intimidates another invites. an interesting thought on making procrastination work for you http://www.structure...rastination.com Thanks for this. I was just puking up tea and shit this morning because of anxiety about not getting my shit done and this article is helping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I still have to really think to remember which is right and left. I don't fucking understand how I haven't learned this by now. I memorise long numbers and passwords and I know how to walk around my entire house without stepping on the creaking planks and I can do up a bow tie but I sometimes still have to make the L shape with my hand to see which is left. It's ridiculous. I have never been able to remember which is East and West. I don't have to think about North and South - North is obviously at the top of the map and south at the bottom. But I just can't seem to finalise the synaptic connection that would stop me having to say "Never Eat Shredded Wheat" every time I try and describe whether something is East or West of somewhere... Actually, having siad that I can say with confidence that Newcastle, for instance, is North East or Manchester is North West as those things are commited to memory but for everything else it's Never Eat Shredded Wheat. I felt so alone with this one until today... think of china (the far east) and cowboy films (westerns)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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