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Cryptowen Grand Master

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*60s rock band/classical composer/Viking Death Metal* IS REAL MUSIC. BEING SELF DIAGNOSED WITH AN IQ OF 300 I CAN APPRECIATE TRUE TALENT, UNLIKE 99% OF MY GENERATION WHO JUST LIKE FAKE SHIT LIKE *well known electronic or hip hop musician*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ

 

I was flabbergasted when the highest rated comments by (some by 1000 thumbs up!) on the track Crystal Castles - Not In Love ft. Robert Smith went like

 

I can't tell you what this song means to me. It took 4.6 billion years but its finally here, perfection! I'm just glad to be blessed enough to hear it.

 

This song hit me like a ton of bricks and I will love it forever.

 

this isnt just music its art

it has been so long since i have felt like this that i cant even remember ;')

 

crystal castles make noise into a basic art form. it's raw experimental music. fucking righteous ass music at that

 

If i could only listen to one song for the rest of my life, this would be it. Simply perfect.

 

Anything Crystal castles do or work with turns to beautiful art.

 

brings tears to my eyes.

 

this song is like an orgasm for your ears... no matter how many times you experience it, it never gets old.

 

I'm not in love that song is so alive; a true HIT a STAR a SUPERNOVAE.THE best song ever heard for a longtime

fullywax

 

i am literally in tears, this is that fucking amazing. i seriously didnt think they could get any better.

 

This song is sexual.

 

OMG.....CHILLS.....

 

To say this is good music is a huge understatement, we'll all remember the day we heard this song and its orgasmic feeling.

 

This song absolutely rapes. 

 

this song is going to make the fuckin planets align!

 

i think this song will bring world peace

 

makes me feel like my life just contains of pure freedom....

 

God himself did THIS for us...

 

This song will stop wars

 

This song is better than sex.

 

This is one of those songs that seriously manifests your mind and body and everything around you just feels more real than it has ever been. And no, I'm not even on ecstasy.

 

unable to explain what this song does to me, wow.

 

this song makes me feel as if i canconquer anything in this fucked up world we live in.

 

Holy shit, even the comments get more affection than one normally reserves for their family. I think this song is on to something...

 

It is said that the main objective of electronic music is to get almost human emotion out of machines. I can say with little doubt that this song manages to be heart wrenching every time I listen to it. If Crystal Castles and Robert Smith were alchemists, I do believe they have created gold.

 

too beautiful, it heals hearts and souls

 

The sound effect during the chorus is like traveling through dimensions

 

MY TWO FAVORITE BANDS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD.

TOGETHER.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

ohmygod,ohmygod.

im gonna hyperventilate.

 

This song is almost too epic to be real.

 

from now on this is the best song ive ever heard, i dare you to show me something better

 

I truly believe this is the best song I have ever heard.

 

I actually gasped the first time the chorus came in, the song literally took my goddamn breath away

 

Here we go again.. oh oh oh... This is one of those songs that makes history, this WILL become one of the greatest! I'm glad to have experienced this, i was born in 1982 and have heard great music, a was really starting to get worried with all the bullshit that is being played on the radio...then out comes this beautiful song... Thankyou

 

i have nothing to say.

my brain doesn't work to the extent this song calls for.

 

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They've taken the idea of ridiculous exaggerated gushing praise for certain pieces of music which I always like to do and ruined it for me by applying it so unbelievably to such shallow wank that it borders on parody.

 

 

I went to other crystal castles videos to see what the comments there were like

 

damn if i wanted to see a bitch deepthroat a mic id go to youjizz.com

 

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thats more like it

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sometimes i just laugh at music and it's awkward when someone around me really likes the music.

 

seems more common lately.

 

true story

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Cryptowen Grand Master

Cryptowen

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crystal castles make noise into a basic art form. it's raw experimental music. fucking righteous ass music at that

It's 2011. Are there really still people on the internet who hear some basic synthesizer sounds & go "OH WOW WAT R DESE STRANGE NOISES"?

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Cazador Mod Unit

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Just one more thing, don't underestimate these people. Maybe they are very young, maybe they are trolling, what if they are being perfectly honest? Who knows for sure? If you think it's cool to make fun of them go back to the time you heard Autechre for the first time or whatever and what your super sophisticated thoughts were about the subject. In 2011 you can post this stuff for the world to see and I think that is beautiful. Democracy you know.

 

It's all good fun IMHO.

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essines Grand Master

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i was never dumb enough to like shitty music and post like an asshole about it. i remember the first time i heard some of my favorite artists. it didn't turn me in to a babbling pussy.

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That crystal castles song is fucking fantastic though. And i don't even like crystal castles.

 

hopefully people will realise that this is real music rather than the absolute wank in the charts that people forget about after 2 weeks because another new song is out. this will go down in history as maybe one of the best collaborations from the two huge but underrated artists "Crystal Castles" and "The Cure's Robert Smith".

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I stumbled onto breastfeeding videos on YouTube in a "what is this I don't even" moment. It seriously started with Qaddafi, moved onto Mussolini/WWII footage and fuck knows how to titties. Obviously, the video is NSFW but you can find it by searching "bb mon qui tete" if you're so inclined.

Well, I guess the language is NSFW so

 

bbquimontete.png

 

 

shit thanks to you i just watched breast feeding videos when i've got it at home in 3D. and there's nothing sexy about watching a baby sucking on a titty like you were never allowed to, totally chewing and stretching on nipples with gusto!

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When you die, your life doesn't really flash before your eyes. It's a compilation of all the Youtube videos you've ever watched.

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Cazador Mod Unit Proficient

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Funny, You dont get mad when you watch a rap video with half naked women boasting their body's about, yet Something as natural as breastfeeding is seen as worng and PORN of all things,

 

Women arnt asked to cover their? bottles when they feed their baby in a mall, Why are breastfeeding mothers asked to cover up?

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