Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 is pretty much the worst thing in the world. how the fuck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I usually give it a few seconds and then end up wadding it up and stuffing it in a drawer. and then of course it takes up the whole drawer. fuck a fitted sheet man. i'm going bareback tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I try my best to fold it, but it just ends up being a limp dick of a fold anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 i dunno what a "fitted" sheet is but maybe your trying to fold it to many times. your only suppose to fold a sheet 7 times MAX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 The fitted sheet is the piece of shit impossible to deal with one with the elastic that hugs your mattress. Also Chuck Norris can fold a sheet 8 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Fuck a bunch of fitted sheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axxon N Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 fred ur such a basic dude now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 This is the thread! Finally... A Good Thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 my technique is, lay it flat, get the "fitted" part as flat as possible on top of the rest of the sheet, and fold from the new corners. still a little lumpy but not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 He's got quite a handful with 3 kids and a wife with no legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstix Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc "one if the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet" lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://lifehacker.com/5829980/how-to-fold-a-fitted-sheet but really the trick is to only have one so that it's either on the bed or being laundered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5k9nWcuFc http://lifehacker.co...-a-fitted-sheet but really the trick is to only have one so that it's either on the bed or being laundered. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 laminate it first, score fold lines with a pair of scissors, then fold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Make a 12" diagonal cut in each corner, and you'll be able to lie it flat. Then just restitch the corners before use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 lay it out on the floor, elastic bits facing down, fold the borders in until you have a slightly smaller rectangle, fold from there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 16, 2011 Author Share Posted November 16, 2011 burn a hole in the middle. fart through the hole. sew the hole up. wad the sheet up. unwad the sheet. wad it up again. sleep in a trash bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I was actually wondering how I've avoided having to do this but I realised I have one fitted sheet which is my main sheet, and the flat sheet for when that one is in the wash. I fucking hate putting the flat sheet on my bed worse than folding the fitted one though. My bed is in a corner and that last corner is so mean to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 I was actually wondering how I've avoided having to do this Me too, though I quickly noticed that my idea of folding my fitted sheet looks exactly like the 'before' shot on the video that Axxon N (nice INLAND EMPIRE reference) posted ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 This is the thread! Finally... A Good Thread! I refer you to my threads: " Natural Madness / Spiritual Madness " " do you work out? " " Dear WATMM " and " Happy 5th Birthday Zing Zing Zingbah ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 I have 2 sheets. one of them is lost and the other is either on my bed or in the laundry room. i don't fold shit. i need a girlfriend to do it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 take the fitted sheet, douse in gasoline, set on fire. Go to department store, buy regular flat sheet. Invite essines over for breaking in sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 My bed is about 7'6" up from the floor so I have to climb up and sit on the mattress in order to put the folded sheet on the bed - which is actually more annoying than trying to fold it (which I never do (due to the "having only 1 fitted sheet" rule - see above)). Putting on a sheet that involves lifting the corners of the mattress and stretching the sheet while sitting on it and having to do little bounces and stretch the sheet under you while in mid bounce which in turn makes the bed support struts creak causing you to think the frame is going to collapse is quite a chore. Also why would anybody iron a sheet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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