data Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 With a creativity and dedication to the task unusual for local officialdom, the country's telecoms regulator has issued a list of more than 1000 words and phrases which will be banned. After serious deliberation and consultation, officials from the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority (PTA) have come up with more than 50 phrases using the word "fuck" and 17 involving "butt". The list includes several apparently innocuous words and phrases, including "flatulence", "deposit" and "fondle". Others would likely only make sense to frustrated teenagers. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/nov/17/butt-out-pakistan-telecom-text-ban the list: http://www.scribd.com/doc/73348006/Content-Filtering-ENGLISH amazing. the dedication. cum bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Butt out! Pakistan telecom watchdog drafts rude text message ban Official list outlaws 1,500 'rude' words, ranging from the F word 'flatulence' to 'pocket pool' and 'quickie' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 lol FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN GONORREHEA HERSHY HIGH WAY WUUTANG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 yeah that reminds me of the African American era of watmm, stuff like that pushes creativity to the max. *stays tuned for fresh vocabulary memes from pakistan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 just testing here: nigger edit: for science! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 nice to see jesus christ made the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 personal favourites HE HATE ME HENHOUSE WHITE TRASH WILLIE WANKER OUI (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 isn't that the name of a porno mag? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 cumquat dahmer?! cyberslimer hahaha Stopping at E for now. Saving some laughs for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ee4wqZvf8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 CYBERSLIMER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Why not just write fuck*, i.e all possible permutations rather than coming up with an insufficient list of them? That just means that creative combinations like fuckmaster, fuckparty, fuckgod, fucksucker, fuckpakistanslameassgovernment etc are free to use. If they won't work because of the word fuck, why bother to write a bunch of phrases that are combinations of fuck with other words? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list "oh i see you ate one too" obviously about a fuck cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list "oh i see you ate one too" obviously about a fuck cookie lol fuck cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 that many obscenities in a row makes me giggle for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Bird watchers will be screwed as usual. no tit or cock...probably no thrush either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 So apparently, I can't text "Datnigga is on the rag, but her tampons are filled with pubic lice, so she had to use a strap on and got crotch rot. Dickfart, lucky camel toe juggalo; athlete's foot." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 i think you'd only get as far as "camel" either way there, champ. sms and all. wow you are the second person ive called champ today what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 OICU812 I have no idea what that means. I also noticed there was no 'douche' in the list Pakistan obviously hates van halen too. also, lol at ass blaster and assblaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 I am yet to work out why ATHLETES FOOT is on there. Maybe it was something I missed in my youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 nice to see jesus christ made the list. He didn't make it actually, but Jesus Chirst and Jesuschrist did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 Can you text "Papa Smurf"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 you can't even text "come on over, fatso. we'll listen to g-unit and eat finger food, fairy cakes and glazed donuts." he hate me actually, you wouldn't be able to text "help! being held hostage!" either KMART?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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