my son, my son, what have ye never done?

[essines]

Also I've never stuck my finger up my arse.

You should try it. It makes you cum stupid hard.

[Npoess]

[essines]

[BCM]

[Guest iep]

*tauboo finger gif*

 

 

lullezucht you're lurking mad, but why you not posting? YOU KNOW WE NEED MORE

 

it's time for a public explanation

 

[Guest moonchild]

I've never dated anyone. even my husband was just my friend until we eloped. So there's never been anyone that was just my boyfriend. Even I think it's weird but there you go!

[essines]

That is strange. So, what, you and yer hubby were just awesome friends and then one day he was like "here's a ring, let's do this"?

[Guest moonchild]

Actually we were friends and then on christmas he was like "you're right" and kissed me. We eloped on valentines day.

[Guest moonchild]

I mentioned this before and he says it's because I'm not a girl you just date... You' re either serious about me or not but there is no middle ground. I think that's weird though so I'm definetly going to date first next time.

[Eggs]

I've never eaten smegma.

[Guest iep]

i never met my downstair neighbours

 

until tonite, she thew a party and i met her in the hallway at 2. after a few hours i left with her & another girl to my place, the floor above, they had coke...

 

decadent stuff.