Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 So my girlfriend just asked me if I use baby powder. I said no, she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, but I'm not aware of this method in the UK. So do you guys use baby powder, and where do you use it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. what the hell does this mean? Also I think baby powder causes cancer, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo. yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Fig.1 sup does a sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 she says that I should use it for anywhere I have a crack. She's from the states, i think she means that when you're dealing crack, you should do the old switcheroo. yeah i didn't think you could buy baby powder any more. you're definately advised not to use it on your baby here. i guess inhaling a cloud of chalk 5 times a day isn't good for you. on a related note a friend of mine was seeing a girl who used 'feminine hygiene powder' or something which was apparently for girls who have a problem with producing too much juice. he said the combination of the powder and quim-goo turned into some nasty thick white paste and he found out the hard way when he went down town. please enjoy this lovely image i have conjured up for you. that's not as bad as the reddit jolly rancher... just had to google it... enjoyed the simile "like a homeless man's beard". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I like to put the baby powder on my balls/crotch after a shower or before bed. Sometimes I put it on my armpits. Also, if you like bowling, it helps to manage sweaty, sticky hands and fingers. Advice, try not to use it if you are planning to wear any dark, black, dressy clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 i put it in my coffee, tastes great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I coat my balls in baby powder every morning. it is something I can't live without. I do not use it on my baby however, they say it's bad for their lungs. talc powder can cause cancer, which is totally different than baby powder. but yea, baby powder + balls = happy jules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 powder your nuts, from time to time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 the jolly rancher nsfw http://www.reddit.co...g_thats/c0er6q4 why's it called the jolly rancher though? (never had jolly rancher) i guess you didn't read the story? ah right when i googled it before you posted this i got a different but equally unpleasant story of oral horror without confectionary. now i'm intrigued.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 actually it's nowhere near as bad... http://www.reddit.com/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/?sort=top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown. Somewhat related, I'm pretty sure lots of girls use baby wipes on their butt before cirque du soleil in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles? distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 also...jolly ranchers are alright, but they're basically a block of high fructose corn syrup. probably not a good idea to be eating them. like spangles? are you too young to remember spangles? distinguished by their shape which was a rounded square with a circular depression on each face. I'm 28, don't remember those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 think they stopped making them in the early 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 I can't stand the smell of baby powder. Also, I can't imagine having to explain why my junk smells like a nursery to a girl when she goes downtown. you won't have to explain it because it will be mixed with your own musk. it will smell oddly familiar and cozy to them automatically triggering the motherly instinct within, and since the nearest thing will be your upright flagpole, you will reap the rewards. bonus points if you are completely shaven and silky smooth but just be sure to get all the hair around the area, legs included. otherwise the effect may be directly offset by the chance they are repulsed by the fact that it looks like a garbage fire broke out on your nutsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 HAHAHAHAha excellent. I just might give it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 somehow, i knew this would already exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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