thumbass Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Triachtus (The Не бери в голову чушь is silent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Virus warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 shrek two fully reloaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosebrian Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 diddy smalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 23 hours ago, Cryptowen said: shrek two fully reloaded Shrek loads (when you have too much spirulina) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 25 minutes ago, Candiru said: Shrek loads (when you have too much spirulina) whut uhr yuh doin in muh swamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Cryptowen said: whut uhr yuh doin in muh swamp Donkeh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 Is it washable? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 recess episode where the entire school anxiously awaits to see if king bob will win the vote & remain king of the playground, as the kids on the swingsets drag their heels literally & figuratively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 (edited) Satan’s mousey wangus maximus laughing spreads his ballsackus Edited November 6, 2020 by beerwolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 You fucking Devil Worshipping simpleton! You were supposed to suck my cock not chew into shreads!! Satan laughing spreads his wings!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdctvsm Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Dumbocracy® 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 *joe rogan voice* so, when you say that in the future we won't have eyes in the normal places, what do you mean by that? *neil smokedegrasse tyson voice* well joe, evolutionary biology suggests that eventually we won't just have eyes on the face. in fact, eyes won't just be limited to one spot by default. essentially how it'll be is that by default you have no eyes. *joe* no eyes? *neil* no eyes joe. just spots where an eye could grow, anywhere on your body. eyes will emerge as you need them from the pores of your skin. sometimes one, sometimes many. anywhere on you, joe. they'll stay for a while, and then shoot out of you, like a botfly larva escaping from the chrysalsis of your flesh. they fly off into the sky, looking to parasitically infect birds.imagine joe, sittingin the park, seeing a seagull laden down with human eyes, entire surface covered, wings flapping labouriously as eyes of every colour stare out at you, blinking *joe* wow.... *inspirational ambient music playing* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 i've been saying josh rogan's name wrong deliberately for weeks now and people seem really on board with it. also i fancy me an indian takeaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 bill i don't know why u've taken it upon yourself to start policing the entire vegan mukbang asmr community i remember the halycon days when the only E-C.O.P. i associated your name with was "eating cans of peas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 Yes Grandma soon I’ll tell him to suck your cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 spooky scary elephants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Beep, beep. I'm a jeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted December 19, 2020 Author Share Posted December 19, 2020 Well done Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 "chill beats to study to" mix except it's just slowed down 90s rnb songs with layered samples of people playing those piano songs Neitzsche wrote, and you call it Eternal Return of the Mack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 *jordan peterson voice* and, well, i found out that because of my medical condition, i just can't be around fruit. put me in a room with a banana, joe, and trust me - you wouldn't want to get close *joe rogan voice* why, would you shit your pants? *jp* joe, if i saw a banana, i'd shit your pants 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 not many people know this but in the early 90s i approached the french philosopher gilles deleuze about developing a software app to spread his ideas. it was to be called the bonzaibuddywithoutorgans, a friendly advice dispensing character who was either a gorilla becoming-purple or purple becoming-gorilla. deleuze said, wow that's a great idea, but what platform are we gonna develop it for? i said, well let's just pick one to start & go from there - how do you feel about windows? and deleuze said Spoiler seems like a good jumping off point 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 folks, i have evidence - this is an Infowars exclusive - I have heard from a reliable source the China has a time machine. And with this time machine they intend to, according to my source...they intend to go back in time to the day Johnny Cash recorded his cover of Hurt, and - they're going to swap out his lyric sheet with the lyrics to the chocolate rain song. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) "Are you any kind of Ahtist? You're no Ahtist. The Ahtist respects the Silence that serves as the foundation of Creativity." Edited December 31, 2020 by ambermonke 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, ambermonke said: "Are you any kind of Ahtist? You're no Ahtist. The Ahtist respects the Silence that serves as the foundation of Creativity." He isn't wrong, though. There is something entitled and complacent about terrible street musicians that ruin the day of thousands of pedestrians (usually some dumb ass "countercultural" neohippis). They have no respect and pollute the soundscape of the city with their noise. They should be assaulted more frequently Edited December 31, 2020 by dingformung 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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