Adieu Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I find your comments interesting because wouldn't she be opposite of what men normally find attractive because she is androgynous, skinny, lacks curves, has small breasts, and doesn't wear make-up? I feel like you are just saying you find Baywatch types attractive which would then mean you are a typical male. The elitism comes from the fact that you guys are saying if she was asking you to bang you would actually say no and walk away which in most people's experience just doesn't happen unless the girl is hideous, obese, and/or foaming from the mouth. If a girl randomly walked up to me and asked to fuck, there would be a certainty of me saying no without more information. Im going on what I know, I do not personally find her attractive, I do not find her tone of voice attractive, and I do not particularly respect her work, which would make me a rather subpar sexual partner anyways. If what you say is true about that hypothetical, then the majority of you are fucking slobbering idiots. But hey, since I need to provide popular examples of actresses to avoid the "elitist male" position, here you go: Rashida Jones Gabrielle Union Ally Sheedy (im going on memories of the 80s and 90s, dunno what she looks like now) Rachel McAdams Faye Wong Those are the first five to come off the top of my head. For fucks sake, I even found Annie Lennox attractive in the Eurythmics videos, so fuck off with that faux righteous pro-androgyny angle. I find women attractive, a great variety in fact. Just because this particular woman does not excite me, I am an elitist male? There is something very strange in the water here. You have a temper problem sir. You should get it checked out. Maybe you should smoke some grass or exercise more. Maybe next time Kristen Stewart asks you to bang you should take her up on the offer. It might help. For the record, I was merely inquiring as what exactly you meant. Hence, the question mark...but hey man...you seem like a real tough guy. I can add more emoticons to my text if that would help you understand me better? I mean I thought "foaming at the mouth" would help indicate the lightheartedness in which I'm discussing this with you, but obviously it was not enough. EDIT: Some of * The people on this forum have a real problem with being reactive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 You got two options .. a) get bitten by Kristen Stewart or b) get bitten by a King Cobra Kristen Stewart probably has Hepatitis C. If you get bitten by the Cobra there is hope of you living because of anti-venom (as seen on nature channels) (i'm pretty high i hope the question makes sense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I find your comments interesting because wouldn't she be opposite of what men normally find attractive because she is androgynous, skinny, lacks curves, has small breasts, and doesn't wear make-up? I feel like you are just saying you find Baywatch types attractive which would then mean you are a typical male. The elitism comes from the fact that you guys are saying if she was asking you to bang you would actually say no and walk away which in most people's experience just doesn't happen unless the girl is hideous, obese, and/or foaming from the mouth. If a girl randomly walked up to me and asked to fuck, there would be a certainty of me saying no without more information. Im going on what I know, I do not personally find her attractive, I do not find her tone of voice attractive, and I do not particularly respect her work, which would make me a rather subpar sexual partner anyways. If what you say is true about that hypothetical, then the majority of you are fucking slobbering idiots. But hey, since I need to provide popular examples of actresses to avoid the "elitist male" position, here you go: Rashida Jones Gabrielle Union Ally Sheedy (im going on memories of the 80s and 90s, dunno what she looks like now) Rachel McAdams Faye Wong Those are the first five to come off the top of my head. For fucks sake, I even found Annie Lennox attractive in the Eurythmics videos, so fuck off with that faux righteous pro-androgyny angle. I find women attractive, a great variety in fact. Just because this particular woman does not excite me, I am an elitist male? There is something very strange in the water here. You have a temper problem sir. You should get it checked out. Maybe you should smoke some grass or exercise more. Maybe next time Kristen Stewart asks you to bang you should take her up on the offer. It might help. For the record, I was merely inquiring as what exactly you meant. Hence, the question mark...but hey man...you seem like a real tough guy. I can add more emoticons to my text if that would help you understand me better? I mean I thought "foaming at the mouth" would help indicate the lightheartedness in which I'm discussing this with you, but obviously it was not enough. EDIT: Some of * The people on this forum have a real problem with being reactive. .... Calmer than you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Calmer than you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 One thing I don't understand is why her money hasn't influenced her to go off the deep end a bit. I mean even Miley Cyrus cuts, doesn't she? Not to mention all the Lohans of the world...Even Daniel Radcliff admitted to having a drinking problem...but I've never heard a peep about Stewart's misbehavior. I think she's a cyborg. i bet she has a coke habit. anyway, i'd sleep with her, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 i would not have thought to make the guinea pig connection but good lord it's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I dunno, antiretroviral treatment is getting pretty good for hep C lately. Also, there's always the possibility that you will clear the initial infection, become a carrier and have a subclinical viral load. PEGylated interferon and ribavarin are both shit-hot expensive and have no guarantee. Antivenom must be loads cheaper and takes only one dose. However, cobra venom is among the most potent in the world so would any of us (Yanks, Limes, miscellaneous Euros) realistically get a dose in time? The choice is clearly Kristen. Take the bite, hire baph, sue for assault and willful transmission of infectious disease, get a hellafied payout, buy the best antiviral treatment money can by, live like a boss Question....Is Rooster Cogburn with me when I am bitten by said cobra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I dunno, antiretroviral treatment is getting pretty good for hep C lately. Also, there's always the possibility that you will clear the initial infection, become a carrier and have a subclinical viral load. PEGylated interferon and ribavarin are both shit-hot expensive and have no guarantee. Antivenom must be loads cheaper and takes only one dose. However, cobra venom is among the most potent in the world so would any of us (Yanks, Limes, miscellaneous Euros) realistically get a dose in time? The choice is clearly Kristen. Take the bite, hire baph, sue for assault and willful transmission of infectious disease, get a hellafied payout, buy the best antiviral treatment money can by, live like a boss Question....Is Rooster Cogburn with me when I am bitten by said cobra? No, but there is a hospital 2 km east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I dunno, antiretroviral treatment is getting pretty good for hep C lately. Also, there's always the possibility that you will clear the initial infection, become a carrier and have a subclinical viral load. PEGylated interferon and ribavarin are both shit-hot expensive and have no guarantee. Antivenom must be loads cheaper and takes only one dose. However, cobra venom is among the most potent in the world so would any of us (Yanks, Limes, miscellaneous Euros) realistically get a dose in time? The choice is clearly Kristen. Take the bite, hire baph, sue for assault and willful transmission of infectious disease, get a hellafied payout, buy the best antiviral treatment money can by, live like a boss Your fucking avatar hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 You got two options .. a) get bitten by Kristen Stewart or b) get bitten by a King Cobra Kristen Stewart probably has Hepatitis C. If you get bitten by the Cobra there is hope of you living because of anti-venom (as seen on nature channels) (i'm pretty high i hope the question makes sense) fuck it i'm gonna add another stipulation to this bullshit game .. Kristen has venom too but you don't know what kind of venom is .. it can be black widow venom or cobra venom or just bee venom, a russian roulette of venoms. Hospital is two blocks away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 This thread is now about cobras (venomous snake, gi joe villain or the wrestling move) OR comparing Courtland Mead to various rodents. Next person to mention Kristin Stewart gets a one hour time-out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Courtland has really let himself go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 This thread is now about cobras (venomous snake, gi joe villain or the wrestling move) OR comparing Courtland Mead to various rodents. Next person to mention Kristin Stewart gets a one hour time-out. [media=] [/media] damn you...i was hoping we could turn this into a legendary thread of hypothetical questions and answers involving said Twilight star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 She sure looks bonable with a faek AFX shirt on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 She bites her lip a lot... but not in an attractive way, rather she just looks constipated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud capture Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 her favorite music is solar-x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 She sure looks bonable with a faek AFX shirt on. She bites her lip a lot... but not in an attractive way, rather she just looks constipated her favorite music is solar-x Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Rooster's with you but he just shot the horse! 2 km. is a long walk and you're heavier than Mattie...roll for health Your avatar enrages me sir. Luckily I love you. A lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 i vote yes for vaginal intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I thought she was pretty good a Joan Jett in The Runaways movie. She was also good in Into The Wild, where she didn't really talk. Basically, I'm sold if she is a lesbian rocker or understated trailer trash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Kristen for ever!! ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 I would love to see her perform along Keira Knightley in a lesbian horror movie. That was I could see if its possible for two chin weirdos kiss and then die and make me feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted June 21, 2012 Share Posted June 21, 2012 Keira Knightley? What in the hell? She's butt-ugly... You better dig up the cab-scene in Black Swan between Portman and Kunis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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