Guest isaki Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 "By the way, that student was EINSTEIN."LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Though I'm not religious, I saw this post by the official [ f] page of Ghana this morning and thought it was pretty clever: A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Ghanaian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Ghanaian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day." But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on…… And the Ghanaian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!" ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A GHANAIAN HUH? See the bright side of things. Have a nice weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 lol clever in the worst way possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 At the end of the day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 That was like reading another language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Some girl just shared this with the caption "Awwww, this! :)" I don't think she got the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 ^^ouchNot all virgins like anime though.Also, the original pic could be that the boy is actually giving the gift to his mum, rather than receiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 so wait, his mom is a virgin? which means... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 im steaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 The same chap I posted before with the posts of gun propaganda and pro-2nd amendment smut just posted this: "If anyones interested in seeing wat happens when the gov takes away the peoples right to defend them selfs watch USA network Schindler's list......." I hate this country... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 The same chap I posted before with the posts of gun propaganda and pro-2nd amendment smut just posted this: "If anyones interested in seeing wat happens when the gov takes away the peoples right to defend them selfs watch USA network Schindler's list......." I hate this country... right, because the same thing that happened in Nazi Germany has happened in countless Western European governments to this very day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 "them selfs" is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huzur Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Fat tries to scam people, uses facebook crop to make herself look skinnier. What are you, a Bret Easton Ellis character? It's alright, I bet your body is flawless. this is like common sense around these parts. girl will always do that, regardless of social status Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 YO303 you're so harsh, whomever you may be I hope I don't meet you in person. I dont want to have to crryyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I'd be more worried about the bike that's about to take off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 One of my best friends who I think is a totally cool guy just shared a link on facebook to this creepy and highly biased anti-psychiatry article It even fucking links to fucking Scie ntology websites what the actual fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I'd be more worried about the bike that's about to take off. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I have a lot of 'horsey type' friends and they post weird shit like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I ate horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chim Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 If you are a christian, Earth is the only Hell you will know If you are an atheist, Earth is the only Heaven you will know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 penisear.jpg fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 some girl shared this with the caption "precisly"weheeeyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 said by a stupid man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 "david tennant is a walloper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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