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When owl goes into your ass- known as "owl to ass"- is when some mid-life crisis shit is going down hard in your life. Like you'll be standing in your kitchen with your fumanchu mustache flowing in the wind, and right when you get the 7th live owl in your butt, you realize, "Fuck-- even 3 owls was too much."

Three owls!

 

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I can I can't

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When owl goes into your ass- known as "owl to ass"- is when some mid-life crisis shit is going down hard in your life. Like you'll be standing in your kitchen with your fumanchu mustache flowing in the wind, and right when you get the 7th live owl in your butt, you realize, "Fuck-- even 3 owls was too much."

Three owls!

 

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I can I can't

 

 

The bark = hemorrhoids

 

One time my hemorrhoids were so bad that a woodpecker was trying to live in my asshole, thinking I was a tree when doing a split leg yoga pose.  I was like, "No!  ...NO!  Bad birdie.  Don't live in my asshole.  -No!", as I wagged my finger at the woodpecker.  In the end it lived in my asshole, and then the next day I poo'd out 3 dead owls and a dead woodpecker.  Sad toilet funeral, 'twas.

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