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Happy 420:) Sliabh Bhuí Sliabh Bhuí Happy 420:)

pre-cycling photo from a couple weeks ago. ithink  i  was somnambulant  

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13 hours ago, BCM said:

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you look different

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6 minutes ago, brian trageskin said:

i should have known 

all the signs were there 

Don’t worry; he fooled us all 

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@drillkickerevery time you post a photo my brain spends a second or two interpreting it as a photo of myself at age, like, 23 or something. I dunno how much that's actual resemblance & how much it's just similar hair+selfie technique at that era. perhaps there is an idm phenotype

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1 hour ago, jaderpansen said:

dis supposed 2 b ghey vampire porn or sumpn?

it's whatever you want it to be

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dunno, i know a few tricks e.g. "the scissor", which means clinging onto the opponent with ur legs as if they were scissors but really hard, so u basically squeeze them until theyy scream and cry

yeah, i'm a pretty self absorbed person and therefore can't really stand if the people i meet dont think im as cool as i think i am, which always makes me insecure and then i start sweating and cryying inside adn get really nervous and escape the situation as quicklyy as possible. often i just have nothing to say. when i get home i lay in bed and contemplate life and how much money i have (which isn't much and usually i borrow it from someone else,I'm jobless at the moment)

and i also daydream about how happy i'll be once i finally discover my true calling in life, which is being a famous actress, and how i'll then be so happy and famous that everyone will love me and kiss my feet and tell me how pretty i am.

but reallyy, i'm not that pretty. at all. in fact, im quite ugly, but i don't mind because i know it's only on the inside that counts.

love lucy

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7 minutes ago, dingformung said:

dunno, i know a few tricks e.g. "the scissor", which means clinging onto the opponent with ur legs as if they were scissors but really hard, so u basically squeeze them until theyy scream and cry

i'd easily beat your "scissor" with my "rock" move, which basically consists of just sitting on the submissioned victim's face for an extended period of time... kinda like a rock.

edit: you're not ugly, sweety. just work on those delts a bit and grow some hair on your chest.

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                                                                   what about "the paper" move

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