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Wait, so people are actually wearing fedoras now - I thought the internets was just playing a silly .....

I'm very cautious about going out in public wearing a hat that could be considered/mistaken for a fedora. It sucks, because I've been wearing hats since long before this stupid 'nice guy' thing emerged.

 

i don't think it's the same if you're wearing a crazy outfit
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Well, stop letting women fart in your eyeballs then.

 

Lol! Or picking your bum then rubbing your eyes.

 

 

grose .... madaam !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was scratching his balls.

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Well, stop letting women fart in your eyeballs then.

 

Lol! Or picking your bum then rubbing your eyes.

 

 

grose .... madaam !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was scratching his balls.

 

 

Why were you even there?

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Campsite got caught in a flash flood over the weekend. The area got 8 inches of rain overnight, woke-up to our tent surrounded by about 5" of water that proceeded to rise throughout the morning until it peaked and started to recede around 2pm... Amazingly our stuff in our tent stayed dry overnight and we were able to get it out and into my truck in the morning. Tent was fucked though.

 

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Campsite got caught in a flash flood over the weekend. The area got 8 inches of rain overnight, woke-up to our tent surrounded by about 5" of water that proceeded to rise throughout the morning until it peaked and started to recede around 2pm... Amazingly our stuff in our tent stayed dry overnight and we were able to get it out and into my truck in the morning. Tent was fucked though.

 

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Wow, dude you could have drowned in your sleep.

 

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I have some regrets

 

I'm sure your gastrointestinal system regrets it the most.

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Those would be the regrets, yeah. I've been eating steamed rice and green tea since that beast slouched toward anal Bethlehem. Was a birthday pig out dinner. I can't say it wasn't worth it, because it was fucking delicious. Only managed to eat about three fries, but fucking hell they're practically cock sized.

 

This was at a whiskey bar, to add to the temporary health crisis.

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Wait, so people are actually wearing fedoras now - I thought the internets was just playing a silly .....

why not ?

double pink eye sucks

 

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thats how i look every day because i have eye problems

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If those fries are the size of your cock...Man I don't even know what to say.*wiggles little finger*

you are unaware of baph's preference of dipping his cock in ketchup.

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If those fries are the size of your cock...Man I don't even know what to say.*wiggles little finger*

you are unaware of baph's preference of dipping his cock in ketchup.

 

Lol! Well ketchup does make pretty much anything palatable.

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If those fries are the size of your cock...Man I don't even know what to say.*wiggles little finger*

you are unaware of baph's preference of dipping his cock in ketchup.

 

Lol! Well ketchup does make pretty much anything palatable.

 

 

I said "practically cock sized" not "the size of my own personal magnificent cock," which while admittedly not a 12 inch pornocock is apparently big enough to have received frequent err, gushing1 post-coital reviews.

 

They (the fries) were about 5 inches long and thick by fry standards. Accordingly, they are practically the size of the average cock, which other people's recent facebook posts re: scientific assessments of average cock size2 indicate is approx. 5.5"

 

But yeah, what I'm saying is my cock feels amazing dipped in ketchup.

 

1Probably all that ketchup

2 Seriously, this has to be the most discussed topic on facebook, after friendzoned nice guys in fedoras with latent abusive tendencies

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