a socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

[Guest No Don't :(]

the bartender asks what'll you have mister president

[dr lopez]

ooh no you d

[LimpyLoo]

ooh no you d

 

yes he d

[mcbpete]

Topical. Up to the minute.

[RichieBees]

fantastic

[SR4]

hah.

 

 

heres the counter:

 

A Republican, Socialist, and Centrist all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you have Governor Romney?"

 

Zing!

[baph]

No Don't :(

[SR4]

since this may be the thread for crackpot theories, Ive been hearing a lot of Republicans in my hometown mentioning that Obama was trying to quit cocaine before the first debate, and is why hes so skeletal/skinny/bad in the first debate?

 

Where the fuck are they coming up with this? I mean, more than a few people have mentioned it so Im assuming its a talking point somewhere on a right-wing website/news station.

[mcbpete]

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

 

[BCM]

gotta love bernard righton... didn't find the OP joke funny though, sorry.

[Zephyr_Nova]

No Don't :( has the best username on watmm. I think if another user made the same joke I wouldn't have found it as funny.

[sergeantk]

i did nazi that coming, anne frank-ly i am offended

[gmanyo]

autechre, boc, and vsnares walk into a bar and the bartender says 'whatll u have richard'

[BCM]

lol

[joshuatxuk]

lol

 

i did nazi that coming, anne frank-ly i am offended

 

i'm offensive and i find that jewish

 

[LimpyLoo]

autechre, boc, and vsnares walk into a bar and the bartender says 'whatll u have richard'

 

Haha Real Funny. Everyone knows that the Illuminati assinated Richard right after Drugqs and replaced him with an animatronic bodysnatcher crafted by none other than Jim Henson himself.

 

(yes Jim Henson is alive and well, living under the cover of darkness. He saw something he wasn't supposed to and so the Illuminati said "join us or die" and now he makes animatronic bodysnatchers for them. )

[sergeantk]

autechre, boc, and vsnares walk into a bar and the bartender says 'whatll u have richard'

i'm offensive and i find that richard

 

 

bada bing

[sweepstakes]

richard'

you aural exciter you brought her

[Cryptowen]

a horse walks into a bar

he says i would like some juice please

[triachus]

autechre, boc, and vsnares walk into a bar and the bartender says 'whatll u have richard'

 

"a black current drink" said the richards

 

but the bartender was skrillex and he then let their drinks DROP

 

(this is joke. 3 word min, 5 word max. longer is accepted too)

[baph]

a horse walks into a bar

he says i would like some juice please

 

a horse walks into a bar

he had been spooked and was very disoriented

[Guest iep]

CUP is already in the bar

on the shelf

[patternoverlap]

a man walks into a bar

he orders several drinks because he is sad about his life

[BCM]

lol people

[SCONES TO DIE FOR]

<----- Walks into a bar.