a socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

[Guest iep]

[Salvatorin]

No Don't :( walks into a bar

and asks 'have you seen my sweet ass cousin up in here?"

[triachus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTU_RluZvBw

 

 

 

/thread

[Braintree]

A man walks into a bar and hurts his knee.

[zazen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

 

oh man, havent seen that for years. Bernard Righton was awesome

[Soloman Tump]

2 peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

[Plarkreluke Banloboh]

Squarepusher walks into a bar.

"That could have easily been avoided" said the paramedic, "Take off the flashing helmet you cunt."

[Guest abusivegeorge]

KAEN walks into a bar

 

Through the drywall

[lumpenprol]

Squarepusher walks into a bar.

"That could have easily been avoided" said the paramedic, "Take off the flashing helmet you cunt."

 

lol

[dr lopez]

lol

[sergeantk]

i wonder into a bar

 

then i forget why im there and take a piss in the bathroom without flushing

[Audioblysk]

a man walks into a bar

he orders several drinks because he is sad about his life

 

actual lol

 

 

unlike the joke made by Shawn Hannity this thread started with, which was a light 'ha' at best.

[chenGOD]

a man walks into a bar

he orders several drinks because he is sad about his life

 

actual lol

 

 

Famous german joke :)

[LimpyLoo]

David Icke walked into a bar.

 

But it turns out the bar was a reptilian shapeshifter.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Man walks into a bar

 

"ouch"

 

[Jur]

<----- Walks into a bar.

 

lol

[Guest RadarJammer]

a blue berry muffin, a pastry strudel and a cheese danish all walk into a bar, the bartender says: thank you I was feeling low blood sugar

[tec]

fred mcgriff walks into a bar

the bartender says "I think you've had enough, fred" and fred leaves never to return, muttering "bars tried to be my dad"

 

too soon

[BCM]

a man walks into a bar. there is a donkey serving. unperturbed the man walks up to the donkey and orders a pint. the donkey nods...

 

"pint was it?" says the donkey.

 

"that's right" says the man.

 

"eeyore then" says the donkey, handing over the drink.

[keltoi]

a man walks into abar...

 

 

abar's like "yo watch where you going man!"

[Soloman Tump]

an englishman, irishman and welshman walk into a bar.

The scotsman is not invited as it was his choice to vote for independence and as such he is no longer allowed into the rest of the uk without a passport.

[mcbpete]

Jesus, God and the Holy Ghost walk into the bar and order a couple of pints and a Rum&Coke

 

The barman says: "Here's the pints for you and yer da' but sorry we don't serve spirits"

 

I made that joke up during a week off work - but it's so obvious someone else must've cope up with it before ...

[anonymstol]

dats recist!! arrist dat man

[spratters]

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...

 

so the barman gives her one.

[perunamuusi]

an englishman, irishman and welshman walk into a bar.

The scotsman is not invited as it was his choice to vote for independence and as such he is no longer allowed into the rest of the uk without a passport.

 

The Irish man is not from the UK either