a socialist, an illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar

[LimpyLoo]

A guy walks into a bar.

 

My girlfriend is thinking about leaving me.

[Zephyr_Nova]

A gay walks into a bur. It sticks to his shirt for the rest of the day, but he carries on unaware. His sexuality has no bearing on the incident.

[jeremymacgregor87]

A joke walks into a bar

[GORDO]

A secret agent walks into a bar. He looks around, carefully examining each patron. Eventually he spots a shady character sitting alone in a dark, secluded corner. The agent walks over to him, sits down and without speaking slides a black suitcase toward him. He in return reaches into his trench-coat and pulls out an envelope.

 

As the envelope is being passed across to the agent, a third man appears seemingly out of nowhere and snatches it. Too stunned to react, they can only watch as the thief, who has pure white hair and un-ironed clothing, escapes while intermittently skipping like a school-girl.

 

"Hey!!" Screams the agent, "Why on Earth would you want top-secret documents detailing Mitt Romney's hair coloration therapy?!!"

 

"Because I happen to believe in something called justice, you murderers!!" Replies the mysterious man as he disappears into the night.

 

I laughed.

[SR4]

A gay walks into a bur. It sticks to his shirt for the rest of the day, but he carries on unaware. His sexuality has no bearing on the incident.

 

lol

[LimpyLoo]

A penis walks into a vagina.

 

Then later a babby walks out.

[gaarg]

lol

[delet...]

A penis walks into a vagina.

 

Then later a babby walks out.

 

What, past the penis ? Gross.

[Guest No Don't :(]

 

that is not the baby he expected

[mcbpete]

The last caption does indeed show that it was not the baby he expected. Congratulations.