keltoi Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 i was about to come in here to say i've sold my flat for the asking price but all of a sudden the buyer's being an inflexible fanny about move-in dates. [move to FWP] sold to the inflexible fanny! not exactly official yet but feels good, fingers crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 wow, thanks mate! but what does it mean "6 large goats"? Don't worry, I'll be releasing a 500-page eBook called "Everything You Wanted to Know About Squint Posts But Were Afraid To Ask." It will be released sometime in the next 10 years. (Pre-order now!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 It's being released on rephlex books? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 bought a bottle of dark rum and a guanabana juice ( ) at a local convenience shop. the total was £10.25 but i had two tenners.. the dude was like "you have no coins? i give you for this.", gave me back the tenner. fucking champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I got in a traffic collision. My car is a write off due to the simple money factor. But it turns out it will cost much less than I imagined and I've got a job that'll afford me a new one. I also have a lovely girl in my life. She bought me a fleshlight for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 She bought me a fleshlight for Christmas. u serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest od++ Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Got picked up for an album by Vermin Street :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I made a delicious buffalo-based meatloaf today and it rocked. I proceeded to study for 3 hours. A team I don't care about was eliminated from the NFL playoffs. I have instinctively rid my life of excess. I think this helps me feel natural. I hold the world record for bubbles blown in chocolate milk. I shrunk my sweater but it still looks cool. I care about you guys and I like to drink stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 For the record, this little penis sucker featured at http://recordsetter.com/world-record/glasses-milk-bubbles-blown-minute/12365#contentsection is living a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Got picked up for an album by Vermin Street :) Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest od++ Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="modey" data-cid="1927133" data-time="1357470916"><p> <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="od++" data-cid="1927092" data-time="1357459268"><p>Got picked up for an album by Vermin Street :)</p></blockquote> Nice one!</p></blockquote> thanks buddy! I'll be seeing if you're interested in a remix when I've got my tracks settled! Er, whoa. Posting from my phone. It doesn't seem to like quotes :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 just had a good new year clean out of my flat, proper cleaned the walls and used all the different hoover attachments and everything. finished now, feels good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Having a kid within the dang month. boy will be called "beckett". his first onesy will likely be a minecraft creeper lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Congrats Franklin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 aye congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 well, i'm on vacation this week and i just bought a fresh bag of luke-nip, so i'm gonna spend all week inside making tunes. then, next week i'm going to house sit for a friend on the mountain and drink all their liquor, eat all their food and play all their pianos. you are a god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I got paid to give a pretty model 2-3 piggyback rides today. It was strictly professional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I got paid to give a pretty model 2-3 piggyback rides today. It was strictly professional. moar context Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 i'm now a non-smoker. [tells self] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 me too. 8 days and ive had no cravings really. the true test is going out and getting steaming, thats the only difficult time i find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 8, 2013 Author Share Posted January 8, 2013 Aye I'm doing alright so far but also no nights out yet. Feels proper this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 I'm not an alcoholic anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted January 10, 2013 Share Posted January 10, 2013 YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 7, 2013 Author Share Posted February 7, 2013 me too. 8 days and ive had no cravings really. the true test is going out and getting steaming, thats the only difficult time i find. how you doing off the fags mess? week 5 for me and still going strong. also, i think i just bought an amazing house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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