keltoi Posted November 10, 2012 Author Share Posted November 10, 2012 what are the benefits of this idea? Got some lols. What about branding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 What about branding? Barcodes on the back of the neck yes. Easily scanned and give you all pertinent information about them. Once they reach adulthood and have paid a certain amount of National Insurance contributions, say 25 years worth at average wage, they can have it removed at their own cost. They will then also be allowed to vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 there are healthier choices also sleep with kids. its great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 I would support cutting off children's feet or simply chaining them to some sort of iron post, but chipping is just inhumane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 just don't have kids in the first place. easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 One advantage to chipping children is it opens up the potential for circuit-bending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 just don't have kids in the first place. easy. never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 just don't have kids in the first place. easy. never know, one day ya might want to plant a few crotchfruit not me. circuit bending implanted kids is a great idea, tho! lol edit: except they're all already 'bent' and tweaked out by their phones (like BCM says) and all the fucked up media they're subjected to daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Nanobots will sneak under our skin and form networked electronic micro devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 First mental image was throwing chips at obese children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 little boys would rip their chips out and feed them to frogs, there can be no doubt about this People that monitor those chips will wonder why there are so many kids drowning in swamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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