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splesh Grand Master

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http://www.dailytele...9-1226519548572

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NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witness’s state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way."

 

 

Uh what?

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Silent Member Grand Master

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If that isn't a fake I'll be happy. I can't imagine it isn't though. But I can wish. Yes.

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YO303 Grand Master

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Looks like a baby chupacabra.

 

Years ago a couple of friends and i went down to the tita kawa ranch in Colorado, a few of us went to the wild to hunt animals for dinner, one of the guys in our group started screaming saying he saw a demon-like creature, we laugh at him and made fun of his stupid claims but then all of the sudden this unknown creature attacked us, it looked like a dog with a human face and soft bendable horns, someone shoot it in the leg and the beast ran away, we ran back to the ranch and decided to never speak of the incident again, we ended up eating McDonalds.

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This is just a picture of a deformed newborn, which was probably cast aside. The story is fake...because it's the internet.

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Braintree Grand Master

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The methods definitely line up with human nature though.

 

Man finds new, interesting species...and completely wipes it out of existence.

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splesh Grand Master

splesh

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Aight, y'all post whatever you want about cryptids in here, doesn't have to be about this one instance.

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Friendly Foil Grand Master

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Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

 

Congenital deformity of the brain/cranium resulting a small head and large, fish-like facial features...

Oh. yea, I probably won't look that up...

 

Maybe not..

 

I probably will..

 

Damn internet.

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