Exciting news for fans of cryptids!!

[splesh 199]

http://www.dailytele...9-1226519548572

"

NAMIBIAN media report a strange muppet-like beast has been shot dead after a group stumbled across several of the creatures in dense jungle.

Locals came across the bizarre being while they were escorting a shooting party in Namibia, local media reported.

Witness’s state that the creature was spotted apparently foraging for food, one of the shooting party wounded it with his rifle and it escaped into the thick brush.

The locals tracked it to a nearby lair or nest where they found three more creatures of similar size.

The wounded creature attacked one of the shooting party and it was shot dead, the others escaped into the brush

The body of the creature was taken back to the local camp, police later removed its corpse and a full forensics investigation is under way."

 

 

Uh what?

Edited November 20, 2012 by vproc

[Salvatorin 289]

Oh god it's a [redacted]

[jeremymacgregor87 6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMm1YTd8lHM

[megapussi 12]

 

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[kichiguy 88]

wtf

[Silent Member 1361]

If that isn't a fake I'll be happy. I can't imagine it isn't though. But I can wish. Yes.

2012

[sweepstakes 894]

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This is very much directly related.

[luke viia 258]

that photo looks like it was taken at the dawn of the internet

 

wtf is this

[sweepstakes 894]

that photo looks like it was taken at the dawn of the internet

wtf is this

the dawn of the internet

 

[Guest isaki]

wtf

 

looks like the spawn of Sloth from The Goonies

[baph 299]

I like the part where the source for the picture in the daily telegraph is the daily telegraph

[Guest isaki]

bump. any news on this thing?

[Friendly Foil 4]

Aliens.

 

2 0 1 2

[Guest isaki]

the thing that weirds me out about it the most, is that it seems to have human-like ears then this big... thing coming off it's head.

[Salvatorin 289]

whatever it will just join it's taxidermied friends, the koi and sheep with human faces

[YO303 24]

Looks like a baby chupacabra.

 

Years ago a couple of friends and i went down to the tita kawa ranch in Colorado, a few of us went to the wild to hunt animals for dinner, one of the guys in our group started screaming saying he saw a demon-like creature, we laugh at him and made fun of his stupid claims but then all of the sudden this unknown creature attacked us, it looked like a dog with a human face and soft bendable horns, someone shoot it in the leg and the beast ran away, we ran back to the ranch and decided to never speak of the incident again, we ended up eating McDonalds.

Edited November 22, 2012 by YO303

[Guest umop_apisdn]

This is just a picture of a deformed newborn, which was probably cast aside. The story is fake...because it's the internet.

[baph 299]

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

[Braintree 1747]

The methods definitely line up with human nature though.

 

Man finds new, interesting species...and completely wipes it out of existence.

[splesh 199]

Aight, y'all post whatever you want about cryptids in here, doesn't have to be about this one instance.

[Friendly Foil 4]

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

[Friendly Foil 4]

edit: Stupid phone. sorry for double post.

Edited November 30, 2012 by Friendly Foil

[Goiter Sanchez 398]

looks like anencephaly.

[Goiter Sanchez 398]

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

 

Congenital deformity of the brain/cranium resulting a small head and large, fish-like facial features...

[Friendly Foil 4]

Yeah, looks like anencephaly. Which is horrible and don't look up pictures of it.

Never heard of it. What is it?

 

Congenital deformity of the brain/cranium resulting a small head and large, fish-like facial features...

Oh. yea, I probably won't look that up...

 

Maybe not..

 

I probably will..

 

Damn internet.