Midlife crisis

[Audioblysk]

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

 

I had my midlife crisis at 30, don't worry everything gets much easier afterwards believe me.

 

Go ahead and buy all the shit you want, you'll be dead soon anyway and won't get to enjoy it.

 

You're old.

[Guest boo]

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

that is precisely what put me in the rut i'm in right now

 

well.. i was outside already when i took the acid, and my phone battery died,i didn't intentionally forget about it

[lumpenprol]

lol

 

in the great outdoors, acid eats you!

[chenGOD]

~Cure for life crisis is below~

Eat some acid, get outdoors, forget your phone, forget your needless worries and remember what it is to be a hairless monkey stuck on this pale blue dot in the middle of space, free of whatever crap your ego and life has put on the front-burner. Works for me when I'm in a rut, but I'm weird.

I had my midlife crisis at 30, don't worry everything gets much easier afterwards believe me.

 

Go ahead and buy all the shit you want, you'll be dead soon anyway and won't get to enjoy it.

You're old.

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

[lumpenprol]

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

[YEK]

 

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

 

[chenGOD]

I are all my axis before cell phones were around. It would be strange to be connected like that on acid.

 

*knocks on skull* Chen! Is there anyone in there? Chen, come back...

Heh heh........what are we talking about?

[hello spiral]

I'd gladly eat some acid if you could tell me of a local stockist. I've gone years between trips due to it being pure luck getting hold of the stuff.

 

*posts in fwp thread about not being cool enough to regularly score acid*

 

Also yes, it's very strange talking on a mobile phone while tripping.

[Guest boo]

i know a guy who just buys it online, apparently

[hello spiral]

The silk road thing?

 

I don't think I'm smart enough.

[keltoi]

Just bought six pairs of Calvin Klein underwear, and have my eye on some overdesigned Nikes. Appear to be reliving my 90s in sequence. Thinking about buying an audi tt and going to speed garage nights and getting a tribal tattoo and a girlfriend called Sharmelle.

 

That sounds quite a lot like she male. Freudian slip.

 

i bought david beckham underwear. they might be the poor man's calvins but they shape my shrinking penis quite nicely.

[MadameChaos]

Oh no not Nikes. I was going to ask you if you fancied getting a coffee sometime, but now... not so much.

[Guest boo]

yeah has to be adidas,wtf

[BCM]

lol trainers

[kakapo]

Flyknit multicolour

 

[keltoi]

i think these would go very nicely with your fitted leather blouson and skinny lilac chinos with the calvins showing. finish the look with a diamonte studded, super-deep V neck "paint splatter" t-shirt and you're catwalk ready.

Edited August 13, 2013 by keltoi

[MadameChaos]

Jeez that's groce.

[pcock]

what about suicide? thats the sweetest release there is.

[keltoi]

these trainers are the equivalent of wearing a wacky tie or colourful socks to work.

Edited August 13, 2013 by keltoi

[MadameChaos]

If you are seriously turning to those shoes as a form of solace, I think that suicide is the only reasonable solution.

[kakapo]

I wasn't, but I fucking am now. Also, lilac chinos are no more, I dyed them black.

[MadameChaos]

Just get a fedora and sign up to OKCupid, everything will be fine.

[keltoi]

Also, lilac chinos are no more, I dyed them black.

 

RIP.

[pcock]

fuck just dye, thai-dye bitches.

not sure what id do if i saw someone in lilac thai-dyed chinos.

[kakapo]

Wearing raw selvage denim in bed in attempt to break them in before date with 23 year old this weekend.