Rubin Farr Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 America you are one big face palm. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-apparent-heart-attack-162858075.html?.tsrc=yahoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 ya live by the bun ya die by the bun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "A regular patron and unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant's owner said on Monday."Well, no shit, Sherlocks! How do you think the restaurant got its name??The fact that they're shocked at the death is what's frustrating. You'd think some people would be smart enough to eat healthier and reduce the risk of heart failure, but noooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Obese advocate for fast food restaurant dies of obesity related complications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Saw a rerun from the first season a little while back; dude was about a third the size he is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 They have really nailed the name of this restaurant/monstrosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. *pukes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Why would anyone eat that? I like burgers. but that is just... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Dun worry guys, they're not beef, they're horse. Real lean meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 A bullet to my head would be preferable to a slow morbidly obese death from consuming all that garbage regularly.I'm being a bit dramatic, but still...I would NOT want to suffer like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Yeah, it's in Vegas. Vegas is just America's tourist trap. It exists only to offer "novelty." It is also, apparently, ground zero for Fat Acceptance Movement/ Libertarian crossover types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Die now. fixed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 pretty sad that once you read the article 'unofficial spokesman' is revealed to be a euphemism for 'lonely dude who spent waaay too much time here.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "He lived a very full life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "He lived a very full life." how did i miss this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 The single bypass burger looks alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Dam this is making me very very hungry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 FREEDOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Burgercide Serial Griller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Saw a rerun from the first season a little while back; dude was about a third the size he is now. agreed but he probably doesn't exercise. kobayashi could literally eat him for lunch and kobi is about 135 pounds and ripped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Million dollar idea right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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