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  • 5 months later...

"Kim was an overweight and careless playboy, but also as a smart and open-minded man who was willing to speak out against the family, according to Yoji Gomi, the author of the 2012 book 'My Father, Kim Jong Il, and Me.'"

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According to the NK experts, they will have full nuclear capability by 2020 and the ability to hit Europe and the West Coast of USA.

 

There's only one person who can save us.

 

 

 

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According to the NK experts, they will have full nuclear capability by 2020 and the ability to hit Europe and the West Coast of USA.

 

There's only one person who can save us.

 

Considering their rate of failure, I'd be more nervous about them trying to hit the US, and instead the missile veers off into China or Japan. Imagine the fallout (no pun intended) from that!

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NK's projected nuclear capability will already be obsolete by 2020. why? because the future of war is in memes.

 

already we are seeing the development of memes with rough payloads of 20-25 kiloAuts, where 1 Aut is defined as the force required to trigger one individual over a period of one week at a known decay rate. as you can imagine, more potent laboratory-developed memes will be engineered to have smaller decay constants and longer half-lives, resulting in more severe and widespread mental fallout. when you consider the optimised concentrations of sophisticated cluster-memes, and the seamless delivery mechanism to unsuspecting users via ubiquitous device screens, the consequences are dire. in a few years we could be living under the omnipresent threat of a global autism holocaust.

 

as the pre-eminent supranational body, the UN urgently needs to develop conventions to regulate the development of these memes in accordance with international law. we need to prevent a meme arms race now and avert this existential threat to our species. (of course we'll still need to maintain a deterrent against these primitive slopes though lol)

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NK's projected nuclear capability will already be obsolete by 2020. why? because the future of war is in memes.

 

already we are seeing the development of memes with rough payloads of 20-25 kiloAuts, where 1 Aut is defined as the force required to trigger one individual over a period of one week at a known decay rate. as you can imagine, more potent laboratory-developed memes will be engineered to have smaller decay constants and longer half-lives, resulting in more severe and widespread mental fallout. when you consider the optimised concentrations of sophisticated cluster-memes, and the seamless delivery mechanism to unsuspecting users via ubiquitous device screens, the consequences are dire. in a few years we could be living under the omnipresent threat of a global autism holocaust.

 

as the pre-eminent supranational body, the UN urgently needs to develop conventions to regulate the development of these memes in accordance with international law. we need to prevent a meme arms race now and avert this existential threat to our species. (of course we'll still need to maintain a deterrent against these primitive slopes though lol)

 

Well articulated though not news to me. I've been concerned with a socialist new world order plot to rustle my jimmies using flouride for years now.

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Korean unification...sounds like a dream come true on paper, but in reality could end up doing more harm than good: http://38north.org/2016/06/gtoloraya060916/

While it could give long-separated families the chance to reunite, there's also the risk that Northerners would be treated as second-class citizens in a reunification scenario, since the DPRK is more or less considered a rogue state in the RoK's constitution. Plus it could further ramp up regional tensions, particularly between China and the US.

Not saying it'll never happen, but it likely won't any time soon.
 

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